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Song Parodies -> "Seventy Sexed Bare Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Seventy Six Trombones"

Original Performer:

From B'way show, "The Music Man"

Parody Song Title:

"Seventy Sexed Bare Bones"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Seventy sexed bare bones
Flaunt a porn parade
Seventy sexed bare bones
Span the street..
All are following gems of fems
Showing off skin instead of hems,
Male eyes..all widen from the treat..

Seventy sexed bare bones
Swing in unison..
To the clamor of drums
And cymbal's that shine..
Organs sprouting like rain fed weeds
Showing off their needs,
Horny guys of every size and kind..

There are droopy bottomed skinny "He's"
With pimpled moons
Stumbling, bumbling Sousa's march forte
Tiny twits, and hefty "She's" with big bazooms
Each bazoom..
Seventy pounds, must weigh..

Like some human herd of cannons,
Pinked artillery
Willowing, billowing,
Proud as Caesar's corps
Hairy sets of every size,
Huge trophies that amaze the eyes,
And one monster never seen before..

(Musical break)

Seventy sexed bare bones
Cause the crowd to point,
While the neighborhood dogs,
Quick sniff, and scamp away
It's a vision of arch, harch, starch.
At this San Francisco march,
As the nudes and gays all have their day..

As the nudes and gays all have their day..





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blackjack21 - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A bazooming good parody. LOL at "Organs sprouting like rain fed weeds" 555 organ-ized marchers
John Barry - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
555 for your "76" spoof.
TJC - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll ask Guy & Turtle to hack the system so we can all vote 7.6's!
Old Man Ribber - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A man's "bone" is his hassle! Uplifting! ;D
Mark Scotti - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Muuuuuch better than the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!!! 555 horns for the bare bones...
Obscure Reference Girl - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
That's Zaneeta parody, AFW! Eat, drink, and be Mari-an. :D

ROFL @ TJC and OMR!
Christie MarieM - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
You sure had plenty of "bones" to pick with this parody! Loved how you added sexual hilarity to this show tune spoof! 5's!
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Meredith Wilson is spinning in his grave.. but the rest of us are laughing to ours! Great descriptions, similes, and metawhores -- and thanks for the nod! (monster hehe:-) ... That's quite a trom-boner you have there, Mr. AFW. Must be a good 555 mm.
@ORG - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG, what initials! (No, Turtocrates, no!)... thanks for mentioning Tommy's gf, although, between you and me, he's been tempted to dump her in favor of a hottie in the string section. (Marching band, schmarching band -- If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?)
Dot Org @ TT - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Yes, Turtocrates, Yes!)... hahahaha

"If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;)
AFW - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and all punny and clever comments
rofl@fg.org - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
"(Yes, Turtocrates, Yes!)". :D :D :D (of course the innocuous suggestion, .org, "came" to mind, but ...

""If I say it has a string section, it has one, got it?"... You would know, Mr. Barbiewood! ;"
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! -- so multi-lay-her-ed ... and assume that aside from the little comment @ barbie, that you've seen the overt statement to that effect,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
(tt's #1 beakboard chart hit)

AFW: Pardon us for temporarily hijacking your page, but hey, it increases your page hit count ... like ya really need it, you must have what, 30 million already? .... Cheers, TT
Obscure Reference Girl: A Smart Maiden - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Do the math.
@ Math Hythteria - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes; however, TT brings out the best in me. - FG
TO: Math Hythteria (the @ having been co-opted) - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Come, come, now, my dear!
@ TT - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
It's twue, it's twue!!
LittleCupCakes - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I see you've been very busy, Sir L'Air de Farce, ~the Lord SatyrMayor~ . . . . a real CookieMonster on the lookout !

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