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Song Parodies -> "Do You Floss"

Original Song Title:

"Shall We Dance"

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Floss"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics


Clean hygiene is a must
When you sell yourself
Your teeth are out front features
The mouth gets no free rides..

Some people that you meet
Look great in many ways
Till smiles of Doctor Jekylls
Make them Mister Hydes...

Do You Floss?
Do you clear tiny tidbits from your teeth?
Do You Floss?
Do you clean in between and gums beneath?
Is there gloss?
Any remnants of Baby Ruth or Heath?
Are there smile satisfactions
In reactions from another,
Or are frowns more the nouns people toss?
If you notice folks resent yours,
And you are not wearin' dentures,
Better floss!
Better floss!

Do You Floss?

Do You Floss?
Do your food choppers sparkle extra white?
Do You Floss?
Do You saw them each day, again at night?
All across..
Do you string every crevice that's in sight?
Can your "Ives" beat rejection
From a real close up inspection
Nice and bright like a white albatross?
If you're wearing bits of pie, sirs
All around your nice inscisors..
Better floss!
Better floss!

Do You Floss?

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alvin - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the candy bar references
littleFlossyCakes - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ~L'Air duFarce~ this is different, but as my conservative sister is a dentist, I most certainly do "Floss".
Jason - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo the 2 comments above.
AFW - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, LFC, and Jason

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