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Song Parodies -> "An Old Fashioneds Kind A Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Always True To You In My Fashion"

Original Performer:

From B'Way Show, "Kiss Me Kate"

Parody Song Title:

"An Old Fashioneds Kind A Guy"

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The Lyrics

When I'm dry as I can get
And my lips crave somethin' wet
Never sweat or get upset, I tip one high..
There's a sauce that I toss at parties called "Old Fashioneds"
Guess you could call me an "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

And I'm a cad for caviar
Never wander from it far
If succumb, my fingers from, they'll have to pry
Just attack 'em, and love to snack 'em with "Old Fashioneds"
I'm a caviar and "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

Though not in the social cliques
I get by with sneaky tricks
They call Ogleby, "Here I am, that's me!" I cry
Ogleby shows late..turned away, his fate..teeth gnashin'
I'm a Crasher and an"Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

People say I have the gift,
Smooth as corn starch thru a sift
Cool and glib..with an ad lib..a James Bond high
Sober I'm a bore, so I guzzle more "Old Fashioneds"
Guess you'd call me just an "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

There ain't nothin' I ain't tried
With my Jekyll and my Hyde
Super Bowls, arrive in "Rolls" seats have I..
For a couple "Abes" hot bikini'd babes flick passion
Drinks and clinks show I'm an "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

When I face mortality
If this talent works for me
Old hades..won't scorch my knees..They'll ship me sky..
Up in Heaven, those waitress Angels will keep dashin'
Shakin' cocktails for this "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

Shakin' cocktails for this "Old Fashioneds" kind a guy

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alvin - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
heard of 'em...never tried one...this was as quaint as the OS
littleSouthernComfort - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air du Farce, "Duke of Edge". . . I grant thee the ~Cabo ONE~ award !! This is so fine! Somehow around the Fall holidays, I enjoy an O'Fashion, too!
littleCaboCakes - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air . . this OS is really quite delightful! I hadn't thought about it for some time . . Nice choice, Sir!
Stan Hall - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A shrewd taming of this OS. :-)

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