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Song Parodies -> "You've Gotta' Have Pope"

Original Song Title:

"You've Gotta' Have Heart"

Original Performer:

From B'way musical, "Damn Yankees"

Parody Song Title:

"You've Gotta' Have Pope"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

You've gotta' have Pope
Symbol of religious hope
No one else possesses power up high
Like that old guy, the Pope..

You've gotta' have Rome
Vatican, where he's at home
Wears a bonnet or a beanie a while
Cool is his style, the Pope

When the world's not lookin' grand out
Everything is in turmoil
On his balcony he'll stand out
Shake a little holy oil..
The people listen, rainbow's glisten..

You've gotta have Pope
Benedict's his name, no dope
Just as long as there's not "Arnold" attached
He can't be matched, the Pope..

Just as long as there's not "Arnold" attached
He can't be matched, the Pope



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alvin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...very amusing...especially liked "shake a little holy oil"
Invisible Boy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny...I liked the "Benedict Arnold" gag.
Phil Alexander - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
:-)
LilCatLicker - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice, Sir L'Air du Farce,, ~ Duke O'Edge ~ you restrained yourself well, Sir . . . as this subject could've been much more negative, considering the lawsuits.
AFW - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, IB, Phil, and LCi
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this have been posted by "Pope Force Five"?
AFW - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pete...got a point, there

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