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Song Parodies -> "Clumsy Janet Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

From Broadway show: 'South Pacific'

Parody Song Title:

"Clumsy Janet Evening"

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The Lyrics

I realize it's been a couple years since this incident happened, but I think it bares repeating
Clumsy Janet Evening
Her wardrobe malfunction
Bra ripped at the junction
There on the Super Bowl
The world saw her breast
Just one half, you know
On a grand
Half time show

Clumsy Janet Evening
Had our children laughing
Un-expected laughing
In fam'ly living rooms
Embarrassed were parents
And shocked to the seams
And all of those shock waves
Would shake Janet's dreams

Tried to explain it
Tried to tell us why
Gave foolish reasons
Probably all a lie..

Clumsy Janet Evening
Justin snatched her knitting
"Just-out"sounds more fitting
Ten second flower bloom
So briefly it's shown
Now, all through her life
For that flash, she'll be known

Wardrobe malfunction
Will not let her go..

It will stick with her
Almost like velcro...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Stuart McArthur - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"Justin snatched her knitting" was great, AFW - I liked Dave Letterman's line at the time...."And today Janet Jackson pretended to apologise to all those viewers pretending to be offended - summed it up - btw great title too - you HAD to use it - 555
kristof Robertson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I STILL love this story....the shock! The moral outrage! The blah blah blah...I honestly can't believe it caused such a fuss. Well written, AFW. 555
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
good parodies are timeless...nice title twist, too
John Barry - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
AFW - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Kristof, alvin, and John..........l agree, it was a big blow about nothing...with her bra involved..sort of "The sling shot heard 'round the world'
Adagio - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
'Bout nothing, but who believes it was an accident?
AFW - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio...very few, I'm sure
Larry Hensley - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Still seems like yesterday. This parody was excellent. 555's
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent title and execution, AFW! 555
AFW - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Larry, and Rick C

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