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Song Parodies -> "Sandusky"

Original Song Title:

"Kansas City"

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From Broadway show, "Oklahoma"

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The Lyrics

It's in the darn news every day, "Sandusky"
It's everywhere, a synonym for "Rat"
It makes ya' wanna' take a drink a' whiskey
Even if ya'd never touched a splat..
If your surfin' thru tv channels..more than fifty clicks
There, on ev'ry click you'll hear the sound..
'Bout a football coach..young boys, a scandalous tale
With the same last name as this delightful town..
(What town? Yeah, what?)
Huh, where?

The town that's badly named, is poor Sandusky,
A seaport city where big boats embark..
It's nestled on lake Erie's shore..home of Cedar Point
In Ohio, that's a famed amusement park..

But folks aren't too amused here in Sandusky,
Hearin' their name trashed like a dumpster throw..
It's a really bad comparison..and the people don't like the heat
Been makin' them uncomfortable, all up and down the street
It's the current topic on Facebook, and ev'ry Twitter tweet
They're kickin' their TV's and radio..

A city council meeting was called last Friday night
Got out of hand with hot tempers set aflare
Citizens came out pushin' for a name change..
Profanity shouts..and someone threw a chair..
Mayor Fritz asked for suggestions..for a tag with more appeal
Some smart ass yelled out, JERRY, till a crotch kick made him squeal
They fin'lly voted for a stay, to see if the wounds would heal..
Bad publicity might fade...they're hopin' so
(Yes sir!)
Sandusky's not a happy place to go..

In Sandusky, lately, tourism's kinda' low..

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Johnny D - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW goes for the extra point - and it's GOOD!
Matthias - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I loved this one because I'm actually from Ohio so hearing references and parodies about Cedar Point or any of the major cities in the area really makes my day. Haven't heard anything about this football coach but I don't give a crap about football to begin with so that might have something to do with it.
AFW - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D...and thanks, Matthias...I can't believe you haven't heard about the Penn State scandal...
alvin - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
not nearly enough parodies about sandusky
Old Man Ribber - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Welcome to "Oklahoma". Your fine parody is a (Cedar) Point well-taken. ;D
AFW - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and OMR
Barry J. Mitchel - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
As a pre-teen, I vacationed at Cedar Point with my Pittsburgh family, loved the beach, clear fresh water & amusement park. It will survive this scandal.
~NorCalCoo~ - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
as DorisDay said, " . . a girl from Upper SanDusky. OH Sir L'Air de Farce, Lord in the Land o'OH.
AFW - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank, Barry...yeah...CP's a great park...and thanks, NCC...nice to see you, again...yeah, good ol' DD...What flick was that? "In The Good Old Summertime" or wasn't she in that...gotta' love all those great classic musicals...and yeah, I think they do still refer to it as Upper Sandusky..not sure if there's a lower, or not..I'm in Ohi-owe, but it's a big state

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