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Song Parodies -> "Suri with Unhinged Old Pop"

Original Song Title:

"The Surrey with the Fringe on Top"

Original Performer:

From Broadway show: 'Oklahoma'

Parody Song Title:

"Suri with Unhinged Old Pop"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Credit for spawning this idea goes to alvin Rhodes, for a parody comment made a week or so, ago....about, "Suri with a fringe on top" and for those not knowing, this refers to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and their new baby named, Suri..
TomKat had their offspring, recently
Congratulations to Tom and Kate-ee
Still, the question in all of our minds, of course, is
What about the genealogy?

Ain't there real good reason to worry?
'Bout their cute newborn, little Suri
When one parent's mind's kinda' furry,
An unhinged old Pop...

Always does that couch jumpy struttin'
Likes to show he's one short, a button
L Ron Hubbard sheep full a' mutton
With a short hair crop...

He's a real weird feller
Common sense, 'ain't round
He's more than middle aged crazy
Without use of make up
He can be a clown
No mission imposs-ibil--i-tee...

Where's his partners, Winkin' and Blinkin'?
He must be Nod, we are a' thinkin'
Kinky brain cells, more may be kinkin'
Apt to blow his top
Let's all pity little Suri With The Unhinged Old Pop!

Was the whacko wand passed from M.J.?
Is that why he, lately, acts this way?
One can only guess at what the loony source is..
Would hope this childbirth brings a saner day...

For that verdict, out, is the jury
On dear sweet newborn, little Suri
Paparazzis are gonna' scurry,
Their flashbulb's will pop

Tom swears he will eat the placenta
"Suri" ..."Princess"..that's what is meant-a
Hope she don't grow up like Tom, such a yenta..
Yak and never stop..

A windy miss who'll rant and rattle along
As angry jays do in clover
We're hopin' more likeness to her mama's strong
We're hopin' it over and over..

We'll put some kind words in this ditty
We're real sure she will grow up pretty
Likely not be like Tommykitty
On a couch to hop
That pretty little Suri With An Unhinged Old Pop

That pretty little Suri With An Unhinged Old Pop

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
glad to have did a magnificent job on this...i sang along
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh... You just gave me an idea, AFW.
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Suri,--eh, surely you jest. 555
Stephen Harrington - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the OS, but 5s anyway, as I found it to very ammusing.
AFW - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....thanks, Johnny....thanks, Agrimorfee....and thanks,Stephen..
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff...I generally quite hard to avoid "celebrity news items" but Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes? Well, somehow I end up finding out bits and tidbits about them, not to mention "crucial life events", just by breathing the air on this planet. Ah, and now we have "Suri" the little "buggy off the old block". Guess she'll be operating under "Cruise-control" for a while least her precious formative years...that'll probably keep some future shrink in couches and luxury cars for quite some time I figure. Well, this piece is no sloppy jalopy, and that's certified and Scientologiticallifally proven, too...OH...5's ~ ~ ~
2Eagle - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555 - For the benefit of those who don't know the original song that is "Surrey with the Fringe on Top" from Oklahoma which was a recent revival. Phantom of the Opera might be a good choice for Tomkat and Scientology songs. So much for that and on to Brangelina.... Did anyone happen to see the latest issue of Time with that picture of AJ as a Madonna - with a halo, yet?
Tommy With The Shell On Top - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL title!!! :) Guess Tom-cat is gonna provide lots of parody material. You and your crews cruise these Fives. -TT
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
love parodies about the tomkitten, and the title alone here is 555-worthy, AFW :-)
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I did not know about this. But now that I do, I find this parody very funny. 555
AFW - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, 2Eagle, Tommy, Stuart, and Larry
PMS - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm just a girl who can't say no... to voting fives
AFW - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS
Michael with the Yankee Cap On Top - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This isn't on the fringe of being funny, it's right smack in the middle of freakin' hilarious! I also think you just made "The Reckoning of These Song Titles, Volume 3" -- if I can find enough great titles to fill 12 verses of "The Wreck."
AFW - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Michael

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