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Song Parodies -> "Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Get A Man With A Gun"

Original Performer:

From Broadway show: 'Annie Get Your Gun'

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dick is quick on the trigger
Not with birds, but game bigger
Like a Harry Whittington
When he don't spot attorneys
They could wind up on gurneys
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun

When he hears a yell it's
From a friend sprayed with pellets
Orange vest targets good in the sun
Must've been pretty scary
For poor old peppered Harry
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

No Quail from a canyon
Should look like your companion
Hearts not good, are his eyes, A-one?
Those Shots can be real prickly
When Dick discharges quickly
And he did shoot a male
In the tail
Like a quail,
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

It would be uncanny
If that quayle's name was Danny
Shouldn't shoot a Republican
If with Dick, I was huntin'
Some armor, I'd be wantin'
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun.

In oil, he's much slicker
Was he consumin' liquor?
Breathalyzer, should blow in one
Unless friend's lovey dovey
Ought to know him from "covey"
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
Yes, He Can Get A Man With A Gun..

No gun should he carry
Said it was Dick and Harry
Where was Tom? he's the missing one
With all his cardiac'n ?
Should he be bird whackin'?
Though real healthy, he's not
Lawyer got
With one shot,
Cheney Can..
Get A Man..
With,,..A,,,, Gun.....

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Kristof Robertson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS...but this is accomplished stuff, AFW. 555
alvin rhodes - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
we've all wanted to shoot an attorney at some time...5s
AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, and alvin...so, true
Johnny D - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh....Now why does all of this remind me of " Dr. Strangelove " ?
AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D...it does sound like a movie plot
John Barry - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job of working in the other Quayle. 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
The irony is, except for Cheney, the Bush Administration appears to be, to use an old phrase, the gang that couldn't shoot straight!
John Jenkins - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Huntin'/wantin' was a stretch, but the rest of the parody was A-one!
AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John B, Michael, and John J.
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny. This must have been a funny story, with all these parodies about it.
AFW - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry...yes, almost cartoonish, except for the victim, of course..who's still in the hospital and has suffered, as press reports say, " A slight heart attack'.........but I'm not sure if those two words belong together,,.,sort of like saying, "There was a slight nuclear explosion".......

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