Dick is quick on the trigger
Not with birds, but game bigger
Like a Harry Whittington
When he don't spot attorneys
They could wind up on gurneys
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun

When he hears a yell it's
From a friend sprayed with pellets
Orange vest targets good in the sun
Must've been pretty scary
For poor old peppered Harry
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

No Quail from a canyon
Should look like your companion
Hearts not good, are his eyes, A-one?
Those Shots can be real prickly
When Dick discharges quickly
And he did shoot a male
In the tail
Like a quail,
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

It would be uncanny
If that quayle's name was Danny
Shouldn't shoot a Republican
If with Dick, I was huntin'
Some armor, I'd be wantin'
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun.

In oil, he's much slicker
Was he consumin' liquor?
Breathalyzer, should blow in one
Unless friend's lovey dovey
Ought to know him from "covey"
Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun..

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
Yes, He Can Get A Man With A Gun..

No gun should he carry
Said it was Dick and Harry
Where was Tom? he's the missing one
With all his cardiac'n ?
Should he be bird whackin'?
Though real healthy, he's not
Lawyer got
With one shot,
Cheney Can..
Get A Man..
With,,..A,,,, Gun.....