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Song Parodies -> "To Itch Their Own"
Original Song Title:
"To Each His Own"
Original Performer:
Freddy Martin
Parody Song Title:
"To Itch Their Own"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
It's always the same
In each baseball game
Besides the chaw or gum they chew
They Itch Their Own
They Itch Their Own
That's what players do
And none seem to care
If TV, or fans are there
They still sneak a little grab or two
They Itch Their Own
Like they're alone
Don't mind me or you
So, it goes with all teams
Their custom, it seems
From Spring training through the Fall
If it's their aim
To scratch with no shame
You might say, they have a ball...
Well, let's all join in
From the stands, with a grin
As our gratitude for this grand sport,
Let's Itch Our Own,
Then, we'll be shown
Giving our support..
Let's Itch Our Own
And we'll be shown
Showing our support
In each baseball game
Besides the chaw or gum they chew
They Itch Their Own
They Itch Their Own
That's what players do
And none seem to care
If TV, or fans are there
They still sneak a little grab or two
They Itch Their Own
Like they're alone
Don't mind me or you
So, it goes with all teams
Their custom, it seems
From Spring training through the Fall
If it's their aim
To scratch with no shame
You might say, they have a ball...
Well, let's all join in
From the stands, with a grin
As our gratitude for this grand sport,
Let's Itch Our Own,
Then, we'll be shown
Giving our support..
Let's Itch Our Own
And we'll be shown
Showing our support
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they do it in cricket too, AFW - so it's a transrecreational pastime - 555
itchin' to give ya 5s
AS Bill Cosby said, "You better not touch certain areas of your body!". Funny parody on that old chestnut. By the way, did you know that Freddy Martin and Felix Figuroa (Pico and Sepulveda) were one and the same?
Thanks, Stuart, alvin, and 2Eagle....and thanks for the trivia info on this...no, I didn't know that...
B-itchin! 555 Great one, AFW :-)
Thanks, Rick....ain't seen your byline lately...
LOL AFW. How about the fans doing the Seventh Inning Itch during the seventh inning stretch? I'd love to see a whole stadium stand up and rub their crotch at the same time while singing Take me out to the Balls Game .....hey, there's an idea! 555
Typing 555s with one hand. very funny!
DKTOS here but funny.
Well, in hot sticky summer weather, it does feel----(T.M.I. AUTO-CENSOR ENGAGED)
Thanks, Dee, John, Red Ant, and Johnny D
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