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Song Parodies -> "To Itch Their Own"

Original Song Title:

"To Each His Own"

Original Performer:

Freddy Martin

Parody Song Title:

"To Itch Their Own"

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The Lyrics

It's always the same
In each baseball game
Besides the chaw or gum they chew
They Itch Their Own
They Itch Their Own
That's what players do

And none seem to care
If TV, or fans are there
They still sneak a little grab or two
They Itch Their Own
Like they're alone
Don't mind me or you

So, it goes with all teams
Their custom, it seems
From Spring training through the Fall
If it's their aim
To scratch with no shame
You might say, they have a ball...

Well, let's all join in
From the stands, with a grin
As our gratitude for this grand sport,
Let's Itch Our Own,
Then, we'll be shown
Giving our support..

Let's Itch Our Own
And we'll be shown
Showing our support

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Stuart McArthur - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
they do it in cricket too, AFW - so it's a transrecreational pastime - 555
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
itchin' to give ya 5s
2Eagle - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
AS Bill Cosby said, "You better not touch certain areas of your body!". Funny parody on that old chestnut. By the way, did you know that Freddy Martin and Felix Figuroa (Pico and Sepulveda) were one and the same?
AFW - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, alvin, and 2Eagle....and thanks for the trivia info on, I didn't know that...
Rick C - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
B-itchin! 555 Great one, AFW :-)
AFW - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick....ain't seen your byline lately...
Dee Range - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL AFW. How about the fans doing the Seventh Inning Itch during the seventh inning stretch? I'd love to see a whole stadium stand up and rub their crotch at the same time while singing Take me out to the Balls Game .....hey, there's an idea! 555
john ulvang - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Typing 555s with one hand. very funny!
Red Ant - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS here but funny.
Johnny D - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, in hot sticky summer weather, it does feel----(T.M.I. AUTO-CENSOR ENGAGED)
AFW - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, John, Red Ant, and Johnny D

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