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Song Parodies -> "You're A Flop"

Original Song Title:

"You're The Top"

Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Flop"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm energetic, you need a medic
You're the wicked witch of the west
Like a bad meal that won't digest
Your thoughts are best, unexpressed
Your one big talent is spray repellent
Killing flies is all you do well
Near you, they hover,
When they discover
Just how unbelievably bad
You smell...

You're a Flop !
You're a mausoleum
You're a Flop !
Wrinkles, blind men see 'em
You are misery,
Maybe two or three,
..A louse..
Mother nature tricked you
Lord knows why I picked you
To be...my spouse...

When you smile..
Teeth are stained from pizza
That's your style
Wearin' what you eat'za
I'm what Britney seeks
Mt. Whitney peaks,
..The top !
But, oh baby, you're rock bottom,
You're a Flop !

You're fat, pathetic
I'm trim, athletic,
As exquisite as smooth fine wine
You're sour grapes,
Bitter turpentine
..A chilly line
...Down my spine..
With wit, I'm gifted,
Your butt needs lifted
You're old and your breath is bad..
Your B.O. would kill a
Large half ton gorilla
You reek a lot like ten day old shad

You're a Flop !
A wash cloth, you soil it..
You're a mop !
Used to clean the toilet..
Your hair makes me ugh !
Looks like that rug
Outside..
By the beach, when you're strollin'
Back out, waves start rollin'
..You turn the tide !

Your small brain
Is IQ'd in zeros
On a plane,
You occupy three rows
I'm a beverage with some leverage,
You're pop..
Oh, yeah, Baby, you're the bottom,
You're A Flop !

You're A Flop !
And so is your bosom
They both drop
On your lap, can't lose 'em
When net hose, you wear
Looks like fish are there
Inside..
You're a bottle boozer
A lush, a loser,
An Edsel ride..

You're no rose
More the part that's thorny
Zippers close
When you say you're horny..
I'm the cat's meow
You're what's left of chow..
They drop..
Face it, Baby, you're the bottom
You're a Flop !

Face it, Baby, you're the bottom
You're a Flop !

(But, I still love ya')






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John Barry - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Fine rhyming!
alvin - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG this is good...you had me at "you're a mausoleum"...your internal rhyming is every bit as good as cole porter's and THAT is saying something
AFW - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...and alvin...appreciate votes and comments
Paul Robinson - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I couldn't even remember how the OS went until I got to "You're a Flop !". Then parts of it started to come back to me...enough to figure you got the pace right and flow the humor through it. Nice job - 5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul
Yoidy - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you still have love for the flop at the end! Funny stuff. 555
AFW - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
And thanks to Yoidy

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