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Song Parodies -> "Beak To Beak"

Original Song Title:

"Cheek To Cheek"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"Beak To Beak"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Heaven, it's Chick Heaven,
Cuz my little Pullet Package lets me peek
Underneath her feathers down beside the creek
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak

Heaven, it's Chick Heaven
And this plain old poultry farm becomes mystique
Cuz my favorite fowl shows off her sexy streak
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak

I'm Shaharazbad, her rooster
She's my Hottie Hen, Monique
We eat worms and bugs, and seeds and slugs
While peckin' Beak To Beak

If another rooster cuts in
I just give his comb a tweak
I'm her only cock in this here flock
We're peckin' Beak To Beak

And when we roost at night
I wrap my wings about her
So many things about her
To tingle my spur....

(Right up) to Heaven, Chicken Heaven
She's been sittin on two eggs, they hatch next week
Got their names picked out, Penelope and Zeke
We been out together peckin'
Out together peckin'
Out together peckin' Beak To Beak





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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This fowl parody had me clucking with chuckles.
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
cute as hell
AFW - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to John, and alvin
Lionel Mertens - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know this song but I really enjoyed reading your lyrics. 5's
AFW - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Lionel
Ravyn Rant - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This needs an animated video. It really does.

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