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Song Parodies -> "Starin' at Her Tits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On the Ritz"

Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"Starin' at Her Tits"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Seen this blonde was 6 ft 2, strolling down the avenue
Hair waving in the air, long-legged wonder oh so fair
Wolf whistles and loud hollers, looked like a million dollars
My God! she was so fine... her bosoms blew my mind!

Started to drool and didn't know what to do,
Those Hooters were her best bits
Starin' at her tits

Those Jiggly-Wigglies were no joke, oh what a sight
Bra: DD boats, perfect fits,
Starin' at her tits

Dressed up like a thousand dollar hooker
What I'd give to touch those bombshell knockers (what a looker!)

Fantasy fix with her “Girls” thrown in the mix
To get her bazookas in my mitts...,
Starin' at her tits

Eyes on her chest glued, didn't want to be rude
Like a teenage boy with pus-filled zits,
I turned away and split...

[Still fantasizing]

(Starin' at her tits)
(Devil Dumpling hits)
(The melons on that dish)


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Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - October 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Brings back fond mammaries. A nice bouncy little tune. A cute little ditty about cute giant titties.
Rob Arndt - October 21, 2014 - Report this comment
There are at least 150 slang terms for female breasts and I managed to get 9 worked into this parody ;-)

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