Straight into the self-serve lane my small Ford sails
Takes sixty-five dollars to fill it, not normal
It's gas cap, rich oils guys, fat tails
All the folks with hose in hand, I hear their wails
We're just pawns in their paws to keep driving,
It's gas cap, rich oil guys, fat tails


I'm puttin' on my gas cap,
Thinkin' 'bout rich oil guys
Sittin' on fat tails

I'm diggin' in my wallet,
Pullin' out the "Twenties"
While complexion pales..

It's out of hand, I fear
All that we're spendin' here,
A travesty, Alas!
We go bust
While those rich oil guys just
Keep gougin' up the gas..

We're suckers here,
Puttin' on the gas cap,
Thinkin' 'bout rich oil guys,
Laughin' on fat tails..