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Song Parodies -> "Too Flat Polka"
Original Song Title:
"Too Fat Polka"
Original Performer:
Frank Yankovic or Arthur Godfrey
Parody Song Title:
"Too Flat Polka"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too flat for me,
Like fried eggs, tee hee..
Way too flat for me..
So, I don't want her, you can have her,
Nothing there to see,
She's too flat, like a mat,
She's Too Flat for me...
Big brassiere size,
She ain't ownin'
Sure could use some,
Bags....of.....siliconin'
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too flat for me
"In" where "Out" should be,
Way too flat for me..
No, I don't want her, you can have her,
Naught is what you see,
She's too flat, like a splat,
She's Too Flat for me...
She's a plain size,
"Thirty four -some"
If she'd gain size,
I would like her more-some...
But, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too flat for me,
Flatter than a "C"
Flat as flat can be,
No, I don't want her, you can have her,
She"s too flat for me
"Look at that"
"Where's it at?"
She's Too Flat for me !
She's too flat for me,
Like fried eggs, tee hee..
Way too flat for me..
So, I don't want her, you can have her,
Nothing there to see,
She's too flat, like a mat,
She's Too Flat for me...
Big brassiere size,
She ain't ownin'
Sure could use some,
Bags....of.....siliconin'
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too flat for me
"In" where "Out" should be,
Way too flat for me..
No, I don't want her, you can have her,
Naught is what you see,
She's too flat, like a splat,
She's Too Flat for me...
She's a plain size,
"Thirty four -some"
If she'd gain size,
I would like her more-some...
But, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too flat for me,
Flatter than a "C"
Flat as flat can be,
No, I don't want her, you can have her,
She"s too flat for me
"Look at that"
"Where's it at?"
She's Too Flat for me !
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fun to sing along with...funny concept...5s
Very funny one.
Heh, heh........555
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