In heaven they have slow deer, (slow deer)
Poor shots can get one here
Wear targets and come real near
In heaven each hunter bags a deer

In heaven, there are no cops, (no cops)
At stop signs..nobody stops
But no crashes, and no bad flops
Each transparent spirit - it just hops..

In heaven there is no time, (no time)
No alarm clocks to blow your mind
No late and no early you'll find
So your nerves will not stress-fully wind

In heaven ice cream don't melt
And never a pain is felt,
No fat bellies, you need no belt,
We're all loved like Franklin Roosevelt,

In heaven no-one says "no" (says no)
It's "Yes" each place you go
Just question cute ladies you'll know
This is why in Heav'n there's no ho