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Song Parodies -> "Blue Split Skirt Waltz"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Skirt Waltz"

Original Performer:

Frank Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Split Skirt Waltz"

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The Lyrics

Alone at a dance, I sat
Then I saw this hot lady fair
Her skirt I kept staring at,
Cause it was split way up to there
I loved her beautiful Split Skirt of Blue
We danced and I kept on tying my shoe
I soon had a big "You-know-what"
And there's no visine for that...


I dream of that night (Woo hoo!)
Baby, when first we danced
You wore a Split Skirt of Blue
That's where the guys all glanced
But, off you did dart
And split is my heart
Just like the Split Skirt you wore
Come back, Split Lady, come back,
Let's not split up anymore

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Larry Hensley - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
dare i say, a side splitter
Stephen Harrington - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, it's very cute though.
AFW - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
My thanks to Larry, alvin and Stephen

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