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Song Parodies -> "The Crappy Wonderer"

Original Song Title:

"The Happy Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Frank Weir

Parody Song Title:

"The Crappy Wonderer"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Amazing

The Lyrics

I'm am the crappy wonderer,
I wonder every time
It makes me weak to turn and peek
At substance gross and grime

And so I'm always wondering
When I go in the woods
Did I do what I came here for,
Did I deliver goods?

Did I pee? Did I poo?
Did I wee?
Did I poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Woe is me, woe is me
I don't know if I've gone

I'm almost sure I felt a stream
And heard the drop of one
Will someone please just come and see
I don't know if I'm done

Did I poo? Did I pee?
Am I thru?
Did I pee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Woe is me, woe is me,
I don't know what to do

I wave my hat to all I see
And yell loud as I can
Won't some kind soul please inform me
I've finished nature's plan.

From overhead, a hawk swoops low
And splats upon my dome
Then squawks and says, we're both done. Chum
Now, wipe off and go home!

No more the crappy wonderer,
A lesson I have learned
Now when I go, I always know
I have the guts to turn

I can pee, I can poo
I can see..
When I'm thru-u-u-u-u-u
Woe ain't me, woe ain't me
I know just what to doo

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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 4   1
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Old Man Ribber - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
In this case, a "Number 1" and a "Number 2" equals a "Number 5"! ;D
2Eagle - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
That' goes right along with the German tradition - funf, funf, funf.
John Barry - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Sehr gut! A gut-buster.

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