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Song Parodies -> "Beans And Cabbage"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra (Theme from Married With Children)

Parody Song Title:

"Beans And Cabbage"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Beans and cabbage, beans and cabbage,
They'll make your flatulence smell like raw sewage,
Be kind to your brother,
Don't make him cough and spit and smother.

Beans and cabbage, beans and cabbage,
Air you will pollute with noxious windage
Don't need tele-met-ry,
The stench will tell you evident-ly.

Fry, fry, fry and percolate them,
Such an intrusion.
My, my, my, your geiger counter,
Says there's been fusion.

Beans and cabbage, beans and cabbage,
Air you will pollute with noxious windage,
Slips out like hot butter,
You're breakin' wind with your cheese cutter.

Beans and cabbage, beans and cabbage,
When mixed together they can be quite savage.
If I had my druthers,
I'd end their fun,
They'd just eat one,
Yes sir, just one and not the other.
Yes sir.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Jack Wilson - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Adagio - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
So, we're back to gas parodies from Guy? Good deal. JD did say you were the great one one these and I agree...5's
Johnny D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Holding my nose with the Ceremonial Hanky, I bow to your superior literary flatulosity and send three 5's wafting your way on the putrid breeze.
Rick D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
There's an old song "How can I miss you if you won't go away" Well we missed you. (but maybe not the aroma)
Tim Hall - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
in addition to giving you the usual 3 5's, I am giving you another 5 for fiber content. PS: Kimchi is cabbage
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
hate cabbage but love the parody
Royce Miller - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I'm glad you're still writing, hadn't noticed anything from you for awhile or maybe I missed it
Meriadoc - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
With a side order of mushrooms and some Cheese Doodles for dessert...
Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Alright, this is more like it. . .that one is very funny. . .Great use of the original rhyme scheme, and a top notch vegetable parody here.

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