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Song Parodies -> "It Had To Be Two"

Original Song Title:

"It Had To Be You"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"It Had To Be Two"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It Had To Be Two,
It Had To Be Two
I cruised around town
And finally found
Twin hookers, I knew

They did what they do,
Like, make me turn blue
Wrapped me in Glad,
Shimmied like shad..
Handcuffed me, too

Great bedroom routine
With me in between
The pillows were tossed,
Got feathered and flossed
Felt like Hefner, Hugh

Now, I'm done with "Ones"
"Ones" ain't much funs
Doubles the charge, but
Doubles the buns..
It Had To Be Two,
Fantasy, true
It Had..To..Be..Two!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your trouble, it's two against one! ;-)
alvin rhodes - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
two ?...why not 15 !
Rick C - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this earlier, AFW but, I'm glad I came back again. This is a howl! 555
AFW - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments, Guys..
Royce Miller - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a good parody to a good old classic song.
Steven Boone - September 26, 2019 - Report this comment
I like the song and the parody but I wonder how many women were offended by the lyrics of the parody. Sometimes we have to be careful about how to make a song funny without it being sexually charged
Punster Bufoon - September 27, 2019 - Report this comment
Well I say, if women want to take offense to this parody, "F--- 'em"
Robin Lucietto Gass - October 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Well done in the true spirit of parodies. No offense taken by this women. It is cleverly suggestive and funny without vulgarity.

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