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Song Parodies -> "The Lady Is A Vamp"

Original Song Title:

"The Lady is a Tramp"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Lady Is A Vamp"

Parody Written by:

Klif Fuller

The Lyrics

She gets too hungry, and dinner won't wait
Goes for the jugular, thus sealing their fate
Gets blind obedience from people she ate
That's coz the lady is a vamp

Won't feed from riff-raff, just Barons and Earls
Won't do the 'goth look', wears ermine and pearls
Won't hog the mirror like the rest of the girls
That's coz the lady is a vamp.

She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead

Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a vamp

Doesn't like garlic, or crosses and stakes
Won't go out feeding, once the dawn breaks
Won't move til' sunset and that's when she wakes
That's coz the lady is a vamp

She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead

Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a va-a-a-amp

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