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Song Parodies -> "Pie Way"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Pie Way"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

And now I tip the scale, six hundred pounds
It took some doin'
Ten years, twelve diet plans,
Three marriages
All put to ruin..

I trod the eatin' path, unleash the wrath,
a rush to die way..
It isn't hard to add this lard,
I did it....Pie Way!

When hurt, I grab dessert,
When happy, too
It doesn't matter..
For clothes, I just buy tents,
To fit in those
I just get fatter!

Break stairs, couches and chairs,
And buy three seats
To travel sky way..
Banana Cream's my self esteem,
I swing it.....Pie Way!

Crisp Apple Crunch, Custard Delight,
Cherry for lunch, Pecan at night..
Berry Chiffon, delicious Peach
Pumpkin and Squash..
Please, four of each!
Put in my thumb, eat till I'm numb..
Mmm, yummy.....Pie Way!

I pass no bakeries, nor fight the force
That keeps insisting
Pastries, they taunt and tease
Until, of course, there's no resisting..
I long for shortening, praises, I sing
Crisco or...or Spry way
Can't bust this lust for crust,
I must go....Pie Way!

Last night, I ran amuck..
Went out, hijacked...a bakery truck..
Laughed hideously, grabbed all the goods..
And disappeared into the woods..
Tomorrow...when my body's found,
Empty pie pans all around,
They'll say, "So Sad!..Too bad he had,
To die the.....Pie.... Way!"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Dee Range - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmphmp.gluhglpmchoke...damn, almost choked on my pie reading this. Awesomely tasty. Super high 5's :-)
Rex - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
They taught me pi r square, but you have proven pie are funny.
Bob Konigsberg - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Much better than others I've seen this evening (sorry for comparison) This is something that most of us can relate to - whether we dare indulge or not. 5's
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Pineapple pie with vanilla cream, ahhh, 5 pieces thanx!
AFW - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Dee, Rex, Bob, And Peter..
Johnny D - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Have a Boston Cream FIVE !
AFW - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny...but, as you know...Boston Creme pie is actually cake..
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin
Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hard to pick my favourite line (so many to choose from)...ummm...."Last night, I ran amuck../ Went out, hijacked...a bakery truck.."...brilliant, AFW!! 555
AFW - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof....

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