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Song Parodies -> "Three-way"
Original Song Title:
"My Way"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Three-way"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
And now
The quest begins
To nab the Ho-
ly Grail of manhood
I'd love
To score hot twins
Like any ho-
key porno fan would
Although
That would be swell
They just don't sell
That stuff on e-bay
And yet
Still hope I'll get
To have a three-way
One wife
Plus one makes two
And three is me
A kid in toyland
And all
I have to do
Is get her drunk
As a Detroit fan
Then call
Her friend Arlene
Who's cheap and loose
As a TV tray
Yes that's
My fiendish scheme
To have a three-way
For what's a menage
Without a trois?
What is an ooh
With just one la?
You know a cone
Should have two dips
Like every Knight
Needs both her Pips
I need a spare
I'll take a pair
I'll have a three-way
Alas
She's not that drunk
She's not that dumb
She's not that trusting
She says
I truly suck
Blah blah blah blah
And I'm disgusting
Blah blah
She changed the locks
Blah blah blah blah
This is Enrique
Hey that's
Not what I meant
By have a three-way
It's over now
She took it hard
Threw all my crap
Out in the yard
Now she is gone
But I won't cry
She found Mr. Right
But so did I
And Mr. Left
Just call me Hef
I got my threeeeeee-waaaaaaaay!!!!!
The quest begins
To nab the Ho-
ly Grail of manhood
I'd love
To score hot twins
Like any ho-
key porno fan would
Although
That would be swell
They just don't sell
That stuff on e-bay
And yet
Still hope I'll get
To have a three-way
One wife
Plus one makes two
And three is me
A kid in toyland
And all
I have to do
Is get her drunk
As a Detroit fan
Then call
Her friend Arlene
Who's cheap and loose
As a TV tray
Yes that's
My fiendish scheme
To have a three-way
For what's a menage
Without a trois?
What is an ooh
With just one la?
You know a cone
Should have two dips
Like every Knight
Needs both her Pips
I need a spare
I'll take a pair
I'll have a three-way
Alas
She's not that drunk
She's not that dumb
She's not that trusting
She says
I truly suck
Blah blah blah blah
And I'm disgusting
Blah blah
She changed the locks
Blah blah blah blah
This is Enrique
Hey that's
Not what I meant
By have a three-way
It's over now
She took it hard
Threw all my crap
Out in the yard
Now she is gone
But I won't cry
She found Mr. Right
But so did I
And Mr. Left
Just call me Hef
I got my threeeeeee-waaaaaaaay!!!!!
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Claude, I know I'll be one in a long string of people who tell you this is so funny, truly a Claude parody.
TV-tray/three-way was just one of a million great wordplays, Claude - loved it - 555
Great job!
Hilarious.
FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN MONTHS!! A NEW CLASSIC.555
I thought I was
The sex-in-lyrics "god"
But I've just handed my skin/balls crown to Claude!
The sex-in-lyrics "god"
But I've just handed my skin/balls crown to Claude!
Fantastic parody with a dramatic twist (ouch!). Claude is riding on the three-way of love! d;:^)
.......in his "Pink Cadillac" !
ho-larious...great wordplay...5s PLUS
Very good parody with clever similes - Detroit fans and TV tray.
This is truly brilliant, Claude :-D
This song, it makes me smile
I'll sing it loud, out on the freeway
And make the people stare
When I sing "threeeeeee way"
This song, it makes me smile
I'll sing it loud, out on the freeway
And make the people stare
When I sing "threeeeeee way"
Ménage à cinqs!
I had "I Did You Sideways" on my to-do list ("And now / Your end is near...") but I'm only too happy to cross it off. Great plot, great rhymes, great blah blah blahs. This is perfect.
Hee hee!
.:*SOTM*:. Loverly.
(SOTM) Great humor and a twist. Well done as usual Claud.
The medical dep where I work have just recruited a couple of twins from a medical transcriptionist education in another part of the country to work as summer holiday substitutes, I have no idea how they look but maybe I should postpron my own vaccation a month or so... :-)
This parody made me want to have a three-way (Cincinnati chili with spaghetti and cheese) in the worst way!
(SOTM) Well written, but I'm not really big on sex humor, implied or otherwise.
"Drunk as a detroit fan" was the funniest line in a parod i've read in several months. I'm in a lab and had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from attracting too much attention. SUPERB claude. Simply superb.
(SOTM) I can only repeat my comments above...FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN MONTHS. A NEW CLASSIC.
(SOTM) Flawlessly crafted, Claude. Too much brilliance to comment on.
(SOTM) Funny!!!!!!!!! I'm not making any headway in choosing a favorite song...get unfunny, people! :D
Hey, thanks for all the comments everybody; I'd reply to each one but I'm WAY too lazy.
I can't believe I didn't comment. I was telling everybody that stuff like this is one of the reasons to bookmark Amiright. (And because they know me, of course)
You don't need me to tell you how goddamn good this is, Claude.....555 (of course) and my eternal envy :-)
(SOTM) Excellent :-)
What Spaff said. And what Aggro said. Twice.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM - i don't usually like the borderline whatfreaks one much but this one still gets 555
Had to give this fives, of Coors. Get it? Coors? And twins?
SOTM--Once...twice...three way a lady!
SOTM - already commented - new favourite line tho - "What is an ooh With just one la?" - LOL
(SOTM) here's a threeway of 5's
(SOTM) DKTOS
SOTM--Excellent, Claude!
Very, very funny. Very much a 'Claude' parody, as others have noted. Lotsa great lines, but the 'TV Tray' stanza was high on my list.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=3854;image
The flow from "blah blah blah" to "hey, that's not what I meant" was genius.
Sorry, but not a patch on Bob Blue's "Their Way."
one trick pony
(SOTY 05) Was it really a year ago and one month that I first read this and shouted in ALLCAPS about my love for this tune?
(SOTY 2005) The ending caught me so off guard when I hummed along I bust out laughing, waking the wife up in the process. I should have known better than to read this at 6 in the morning. The "Who's cheap and loose/As a TV tray" was awesome too.
Clearly waxwing can't count past one. This is a thoroughbred. Songs with short lines are reeeally tough to assemble, and this one, Mr. 4 Prez, is masterful all the way through. Great rhymes, punch lines, plot twists, etc., etc. And I've stolen "blah blah blah" from you a couple of times, so thanks for that too.
LOL this is awesome!
Spaff,you sure "andn ow the end is rear" didnt work for your parody? LOL
Spaff,you sure "andn ow the end is rear" didnt work for your parody? LOL
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