Song Parodies -> "MISTER HULK SMASH!"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Success"

Original Performer:

"MISTER HULK SMASH!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hulk destroy nice tuxedo for this
Puny original song

When I get in a jam
You just may want to scram
Any personal clash
And then MISTER HULK SMASH!

Never want a big scene
All at once I turn green
Just the nastiest rash
And then MISTER HULK SMASH!

Why, I can be a courteous man
Until my fury is fanned
But I will control it someday
Well, anyway that’s the dream
The problem it seems
Is just too little time, too much gamma ray

You will see
That you wouldn’t like me
Your whole body I’ll trash
That's what MISTER HULK SMASH!

(brass instrumental break)
***HULK NOT LIKE HORN THING PART!***
***HULK SMASH HORN THINGS!***
***HULK ALSO SMASH HORN THING PEOPLE FOR GOOD MEASURE!***
***HULK SAY “MEASURE” — HULK MAKE MUSIC JOKE!***
***HULK PAUSE FOR BIG LAUGH!***
***……………………………..***
***HULK SAY HULK PAUSE FOR BIG LAUGH!!!!!!***
***…………………………….................***
***NOW HULK SMASH ALL PEOPLE!!!!!!***
*
Why, I once was a great physicist
Now I’m just frickin’ pissed
With the most stretchiest pants
I’ve got these really big feet
Lots of people to beat
And my shoes and my socks and shirt have no chance

So near me
Not where you wanna be
Cause your head I will bash
A potato I'll mash

Cause all you puny humans gonna find out why
They say you’ll never meet a more Incredible guy
So don’t - make the…………
PISSED-OFF HULK SMASH!!!!

*WHY HULK TALK LIKE COOKIE MONSTER? HULK NOT KNOW!

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Matthias - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

There's something about the juxtaposition between Frank Sinatra's suave demeanor and Hulk's lack of anything but that makes this inherently funny... Loved the section where Hulk gets mad at the brass section especially when nobody laughed at his joke AND the physicist/ frickin pissed rhyme! This was soooooooo good!!!

Agrimorfee - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

Now please explain to me why he was named David Banner on the great Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno series, but Bruce Banner everywhere else! Smashing good parody.

Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

Great instrumental break! Hulk smash weekly song this week!

Peter Andersson - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

I actually know the answer to Agrimorfee's question here, and it's quite ironic. The Ferrigno series started back when Bruce Jenner had won the Olympic decathlon in the 70s and they didn't want other media confuse up Bruce Jenner supermale olympic hero with Bruce Banner supermale comic hero. And yes, that's the Bruce Jenner now known as Caitlyn Jenner, super queer transvestit, joked about in my own parody today (how's that for a coincidence?).

Rob Arndt - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

First of all, the Hulk's full name is Robert Bruce Banner. He dropped the first name due to his abusive father. Second, here is why Bruce was changed to David: Johnson changed the name of the Hulk's comic book alter ego, Dr. Bruce Banner, to Dr. David Banner for the TV series. ... In an interview with Kenneth Johnson on the Season 2 DVD, he explains that he had also wanted the Hulk to be colored red rather than green. Producers of the time thought Bruce was a feminine sounding name (read- Gay). End of story.

Medemia - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

This was great and it definitely had a different director than the first Hulk movie because you won't like me directed by Ang Lee. Had to get that out there. With the current Marvel kick, this one is quite timely. I enjoyed it. The copyright line made me guffaw the most.

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