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Song Parodies -> "Look Up Her Dress"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Success"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Look Up Her Dress"

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The Lyrics

When I ride on the tram
During a traffic jam
A side-facing seat’s best
As I look up her dress

It is such a great deal
Those bare legs do appeal
In my heart, I feel blessed
As I look up her dress

Yes, I am such a prurient man
Yes, such a voyeuring man
Ah, those few seconds of play
When they adjust in their seat
It is so sweet
As it happens through 30 minutes of each workday

Just for me
It’s where I want to be
Put my shades to the test
As I look up her dress

Well I know some philandering men
Once well-respected men
Who would grab any second to play
And grab at a woman, tout suite!
Lots of trouble—complete!
And they lose salary, honors and pride end of day!

Not for me
Not what I want to be
Keep my fingers at rest
My roaming eyes pass the test
When I see pretty ladies sitting on the side
I won’t be arrested during this train ride
It’s all for me—look up her dress
Copyright 2017, Agrimorfee. Ancient Chinese proverb: "Lookee, no touchee."

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Matthias - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I think that Peter Andersson is rubbing off on you a little bit with the "prurient" word choice lol This one is appropriately inappropriate with all these famous people getting into trouble recently for being sex offenders. Great muff... I mean stuff!
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"rubbing off"---ewww.... :)
Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
You're going to show up in the next MSM article from Peter's song! This made me laugh, well done.
Peter Andersson - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"tout suite" - who's sending the rest of us to the dictionaries now? ;-)
Claude Prez - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice! Looking forward to the video haha
Coveredend - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
glad I wear pants
Medemia - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Looky, no touchy is good policy... until they notice and you get slappy. :) I probably enjoyed this one much more than I should have.

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