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Song Parodies -> "Love and Profits, Part 1"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Love and Profits, Part 1"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Hallo Hoomans! This is Quark, proud owner and bartender here on Deep Space 9. Last night an ensign rented my holodeck to run a program with some musical wiseguy named Frank Sinatra, you Starfleet peeps have really weird taste sometimes but who am I to complain. Anyway, I was listening in and that singing hooman has got it all wrong, so in the proud tradition of compassionate bartenders everywhere I have decided to give you some free advice about real love and real life.
Love and profits, love and profits
As Ferengi I just can´t stay off it
This I learnt from Odo:
You don´t steal kisses from a hobo
Love and lucre, love and lucre
Have a date together ´for you fook´er
This I tell you Hooman:
You don´t get love without some dough, man
Try, try, try to separate your hollow illusion
Pay, the, price, and you will only make the same conclusion
Dough and Oomox, dough and oomox
I´d be waxed for life with Klingon Botox
This I tell you brother:
You only get it free from mother
To be continued...
As Ferengi I just can´t stay off it
This I learnt from Odo:
You don´t steal kisses from a hobo
Love and lucre, love and lucre
Have a date together ´for you fook´er
This I tell you Hooman:
You don´t get love without some dough, man
Try, try, try to separate your hollow illusion
Pay, the, price, and you will only make the same conclusion
Dough and Oomox, dough and oomox
I´d be waxed for life with Klingon Botox
This I tell you brother:
You only get it free from mother
To be continued...
© Peter Andersson
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Strange but clever. The prologue for each section was great comedy (for sci-fi fans, at least). 555
As I recall, one of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition is "No good deed goes unpunished."
Michael: I think you'll find it as #285 on this list:
http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/ (There might be other lists, I found this one through Google).
http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/ (There might be other lists, I found this one through Google).
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