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Song Parodies -> "Three Kooks on a Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Three Coins in a Fountain"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Three Kooks on a Mountain"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Three kooks on a mountain,
Nutter, Buddhist, Atheist
Climbed up to discover... what?
UFOs, oneness, or Godlessness?

Three kooks on a mountain,
Really, none of them belong
One quiet, two are squabbling
I'd wish they'd all go home!

All of them are mountain pesks
Messing up my climber trek!

Three kooks on a mountain,
Buddhist off, reincarnation time
Atheist next, "Is Hell for real?" wish granted
"Hey nutter! A Yeti's on the other side!"

Mountain's mine!
Made the climb!
Peace of mind...

[Tranquility interlude]

Three kooks off the mountain,
All out of their freaking minds
Another climber ascent is rapid
"Have you seen many unicorns? They're divine!"

Where's my knife?
Or a spike?
This Motherf-cker's gonna die!

God, WHY???

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Peter Andersson - April 11, 2016 - Report this comment
The Secluse vs The Three Kooks - sounds kinda like the script too a homemade B-Movie or something - but what side would Captain America go with?

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