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Song Parodies -> "Swingin' On A Star"

Original Song Title:

"Swinging On A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Swingin' On A Star"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

How'd you like to swing on a star
With our neighbors, Grace and Lamar
Get real kinky, out lightyears far,
Or would you rather do a mule...

A mule is an animal, you know that, of course
The mix of a jackass and a horse
A farmer friend of mine, dear mister Brown
Says at his orgy, we could go to town
But if you think bestiality's not cool
We'll just forget about the mule

Maybe you'd like to swing on a star
Richard Branson's built this space car
We could really freak out afar,
Or would you think yourself a pig

A pig is an animal, and also a broad
One who would not be shocked and awed
At bein' sleazy with a kinky group
She'd disrobe easily and hula hoop
But if you won't wear that feather on your fig
You might not fit in as a pig

So, would you like to swing on a star
We could swiing the price, tickets are
We'd fly first class, munch caviar
Or would you rather fondle fish

Could party with Crazy Al - his hot tub's a brook
When it comes to strange, he wrote the book
We'd all get cozy, wearing clothing, naught
But if at such a place, you'd not be caught
And you just aren't really into shark fet-ish
We can, politely, skip the fish

There's so much strange stuff swingers can do
Every day they in-vent some new
Off to Mars we'll zoom thru the blue
Kink out with high hats like a Czar

Be really swingin' on a star

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AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Looks like nobody gives a "Hoot" ..so, I think I'll just have a "Gibson"....if there's anyone else out there, old enough to get this joke...don't bother commenting, just tap your keyboard, or tickle your mouse...Cheers!
Superannuated - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey, raunchy Oldtimer, the original performer was Der Bingle in "Going My Way," or was that before your time? I remember cowboy Hoot Gibson, the Gibson Girl, and the eponymous cocktail. Pass the Whiskey Sour, the Sidecar, the Manhattan, or the Tom Collins.
AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Well, sounds like you suffer from Oldtimers, a bit, yourself....And I realize the submission page is somewhat contradictive, since it asks for Original Performer in one place, and then, the version you're parodying in another.....if you're an oldtimer around here, you should know that a lot of us don't always parody the absolute original.
Storm the Albatross - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Swing on a Star fall off its a long way down AAIIEEE then hit the ground and leave a big hole
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
THE MULE IS A ANIMAL WITH LONG FUNNY EARS,THAT PERK UP AT ANYTHING HE HEARS,HIS BACK IS BRAWNY HIS MIND IS WEAK,HE IS JUST PLAIN STUPID WITH A STUBBORN STREAK. Sure sounds like a real true liberal democrat
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Allcaps Birdman you are funnier when you aren't political.
Mr Pheasent - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL THE STARS,AT WARP EIGHT AND GOING FAR,AND EXPLORER PLANETS ,MANY LIGHT YEARS AWAY,THEN BE STUCK ON THE PLANET DISPLAY

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