Song Parodies -> ""5" Or Nothing At All"

Original Song Title:

"All Or Nothing At All"

Original Performer:

""5" Or Nothing At All"

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The Lyrics

REFRAIN
“5” or nothing at all
Just a “1” never excited me
Anon scores never delighted me
So I’d rather get nothing at all

“4” at least shows some thought
“3” makes sense, though it is in-between
“2” is the same, but “1” is just plain old mean
No I’d rather get nothing at all

VERSE
So do abolish the anonymous score
Please have each comment rate numerically
The pacing you grade, not knowing the source, makes me sore
So I write this hysterically

And if I’m calm, then a one-bomb casts a pall
I would ask, “What the hell is the use!?”
So you see I don’t want abuse
“5” or nothing at all

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Old Man Ribber - January 16, 2013 - Report this comment

Al - I've pleaded my case for years. If we can opt out of receiving comments, why can't we opt out of being scored? ;D

Wendy Christopher - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment

I know the feeling, Al, having been in receipt of the anonymous uno-bomb on many, many occasions. When it comes with an accompanying huffy comment (and I've had a few of those for some of my more waspish parodies!) you at least know WHY you were scored that way, but when it's just there with no context you can't help but feel that it's some doofus trying to play a numbers game. And quite honestly, there's Sudoku for that... anyway, I'm voting this a 555. And don't let the uno-bombers get you down.

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