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Song Parodies -> "The Midnight Ride Of Paulette Revere"

Original Song Title:

"Fugue For Tinhorns"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Midnight Ride Of Paulette Revere"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I got the ho right here,
Her name's Paulette Revere
Picked her up down on the avenue,
Weather clear
Can do,
Can do,
My fly, says the ho,"can do"
If she says her can can do,
Can do
Can do
Can do
Can do
Can do...
The gal says that she can do
If she says that we can do,
Can do
It's true..

Hey, Miss Revere, I'll bite
How much ya' charge, tonight?
She says, one, if by hand, fifty, for what's tight
Pay, bud,
No dud,
Pre-pay and you'll be my stud,
I'll chew like a cow with cud
With cud,
With cud

Well, now, Paulette Revere,
She slipped me no bum steer,
Like candy in a wrapper,
So sweet and dear
Can do,
Can do,
Miss Revere, can do
I got the ho..

Loved her Bob Evans charm
She went down on the farm
Knows how to do that middle sex, five alarm,
Great dance,
Great dance,
This knight held a special lance
Just right for the Sir-cum-stance
Fine dance,
Fine dance.

We chugged a glass of wine
She showed her gift divine,
An extra little hump in her bump and grind
Nice race,
Great pace
She knew how to use her space
An ace
In lace..
And she had a warm embrace
Nice body and pretty face
Such grace,
Nice face

Bats in the belfry stirred,
Old dusty thrills occurred,
To totally describe 'em Webster has no word
They whirred,
Be assurred,
Her kitten purred,
Sweet Paulette,
I got the

I got the

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Rob Arndt - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice ride-555!!!
John Barry - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I was riding the laughter horse all the way.
AFW - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nod, guys
Andy Primus - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious. Especially liked the lance/stance lines & also the by hand one. Great use of the ace rhymes as well.
Meriadoc - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
But did you have to pay her in silver...?
TJC - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sweet Paulette indeed! Saddle up these fives, pardner!
AFW - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy, Meri...yes, indeed...and thanks, TJC
Lifeliver - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
DKOS so I tried a version on YT from Guys and Dolls but the doubled up vocals lost me here and there. Nevertheless, great subbing evident. You seem to be getting raunchier recently. Makes me want to consider human females again ...
AFW - December 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL...yeah, the soundtrack version, I think, is kind of an inter-mix..I did Frank's solo version..and I am known for adding a bit of raunch dressing, now and then
CougarPrrrr - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air deFarce, ~El Satyr Major~ cute take, and glad to read that you still 'stirrrrrrr' !
AFW - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lil Cougar...Oh yes, I'm a regular mixmaster

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