I got the ho right here,
Her name's Paulette Revere
Picked her up down on the avenue,
Weather clear
Can do,
Can do,
My fly, says the ho,"can do"
If she says her can can do,
Can do
Can do
Can do
Can do
Can do...
The gal says that she can do
If she says that we can do,
Can do
It's true..

Hey, Miss Revere, I'll bite
How much ya' charge, tonight?
She says, one, if by hand, fifty, for what's tight
Pay, bud,
No dud,
Pre-pay and you'll be my stud,
I'll chew like a cow with cud
With cud,
With cud

Well, now, Paulette Revere,
She slipped me no bum steer,
Like candy in a wrapper,
So sweet and dear
Can do,
Can do,
Miss Revere, can do
I got the ho.. right..here..

Loved her Bob Evans charm
She went down on the farm
Knows how to do that middle sex, five alarm,
Great dance,
Great dance,
This knight held a special lance
Just right for the Sir-cum-stance
Fine dance,
Fine dance.

We chugged a glass of wine
She showed her gift divine,
An extra little hump in her bump and grind
Nice race,
Great pace
She knew how to use her space
An ace
In lace..
And she had a warm embrace
Nice body and pretty face
Such grace,
Nice face

Bats in the belfry stirred,
Old dusty thrills occurred,
To totally describe 'em Webster has no word
They whirred,
Occurred,
Be assurred,
Her kitten purred,
Sweet Paulette,
I got the ho...right...here...

I got the ho-o-o...right-t-t...here