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Song Parodies -> "Nancy"

Original Song Title:

"Nancy"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Nancy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Spoofing ms. Pelosi
The late night comics - they can't resist her
If she was real estate, who'd list her
An extreme make-over case
That's Nancy, with the plastic face..

If she was winter, she'd be a blizzard
Intense expression, much like a lizard
Sweet as a Nancy named Grace,
That's Nancy, with the plastic face..

Oh, instead of bewitching, she's witchy
Like the Oz famous one from the west
Watching her can make the eyeballs itchy
Tight face, can't relax, or rest..

Too bad John Boehner's joke hammer missed her
Lucky for us, she has no sister..
Bruce Jenner dressed in lace,
That's Nancy, with the plastic face..

No Audrey Hepburn, and no Liz Taylor
Without stamps, no address..someone please mail her
The joker, not the ace
That's Nancy, with the plastic face

That's Nancy, with the plastic face

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Andy Primus - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious. I'd heard of her name but didn't know what she loked like. I Gogled her & I totally agree about the plastic face. Especially liked the lizard & witchy lines.
AFW - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy...The rumors are she's had plastic surgery..
Andy Primus - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I've just noticed from my earlier comment that both oo's only came out as single o's. Looks like I need a new keyboard.
Tommy Turtle - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS! - and spot-on. Faves: "If she was real estate, who'd list her ","blizzard/lizard", "Bruce Jenner".
555 mg of Botox for you, which is what Nancy had. (She may have had the surgery too, but "Botox Queen" is another sarcastic nick for her.)

Umm.... you wouldn't be getting a bit disillusioned with the Left, wouldja'? I remember your original enthusiasm from 2008, then the "jury's still out, but Obama's on shaky ground" comment (or words to that effect -- I could find it), and now this... Has reality overcome hope, and ready for a *real* change, or were you just poking at a juicy target here?
AFW - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy...and thanks, TT..you have a photographic memory, TT. I had to scratch a little to ink back to that 4 yr ago line...Been a lefty most of my life..but have liked some Reps, like Ronnie Reagan...If the right would have picked someone more appealing to me, I might have been swayed over. But I don't really sink my teeth into p'tics that much..so, either way the wind blows, I don't expect miracles.
Meriadoc - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Liked the 'someone please mail her' line the best and was thinking of an alternate: 'no man would nail her'...
AFW - October 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meri...good alternate line, there
TJC - October 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Not familiar with tune but not necessary when you've got *capital capitol stuff*!
AFW - October 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ...It's a real dinosaur...one of Frank's first hits, back in the forties...He didn't write it, but it was, more or less, dedicated to his first wife, Nancy
TT - October 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I was actually expecting Nancy Sinatra from the home page. This was better.

Agree on Reagan being one of the best of the mostly poor lot on either side, and that neither side is giving us an ideal choice now. And agree on not expecting miracles. I just hope the trip to Hell in a handbasket at least slows down, if not stopping and maybe moving in the other direction for once.

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