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Song Parodies -> "Three For Two"

Original Song Title:

"Tea For Two"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Three For Two"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Picture me with you and she,
One more than two,
With her, makes three;
More fun with we,
Than you and me, alone..

Twelve packs to beer us,
To relax and cheer us
For kinky relations,
On weekend vacations
We'll turn off cellphones, dear
And pretzel our bones, dear

Bed will shake
Like an earthquake,
We'll twist and make
Coils like a snake
And when we wake,
We'll drink and start, anew..
We won't raise no family,
'Cept maybe those downstairs named, Lee
Dear can't you see, it's kinkier with three

Nude and revealing,
A trio a' peeling
I called her, she,
Said, here, she'll be -
at two..
On spur, not a planned thing,
Hope you're understanding,
I'm hyping my man thing,..
brand new..
The thought of ho hiring,
Has me perspiring,
Say I can phone..
If it turns out great, dear,
We'll set a next date, dear
You, her, and me..
all prone..

Picture me with you and she,
One more than two,
With her, makes three,
More plus for us,
Than you and me, alone..

More plus for us,
Than you and me, alone..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Peregrin - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW! Where I live in the world I WAS just about to go to sleep! Then I read this, now I cannot sleep! :) "Pretzel our bones" indeed :)
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
A menage a troi of 5s. (Did I spell that right?)
WarrenB - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Math. You gotta love math, especially addition.
AFW - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys, appreciate the v&c
TJC - July 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Kinky n' Klever!
AFW - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ, long time no C

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