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Song Parodies -> "Pot and Coffee"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Pot and Coffee"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Pot and coffee, pot and coffee
Go together like dill and toffee
This I'll tell ya, brother
You'd best have one without the other
Pot and java, pot and java
Leave an aftertaste alot like lava
Don't ask anybody--
It tastes like water from the potty
Try, try, try and keep them separate
It's no illusion
Try, try, try and you'll avoid this
Taste bud confusion
Pot and coffee, pot and coffee
Go together like mud and toffee
Let me tell ya, brother
You'd best have one without the other
Go together like dill and toffee
This I'll tell ya, brother
You'd best have one without the other
Pot and java, pot and java
Leave an aftertaste alot like lava
Don't ask anybody--
It tastes like water from the potty
Try, try, try and keep them separate
It's no illusion
Try, try, try and you'll avoid this
Taste bud confusion
Pot and coffee, pot and coffee
Go together like mud and toffee
Let me tell ya, brother
You'd best have one without the other
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5's....So you're speaking from experience of the Jimi Hendrix-kind, Royce? ;-)
Johnny--I had an answer prepared for this question--"told me by my brother"......put this line in the parody, second to last line--and that is my answer to your timely question---have a nice day!
And here was me thinking that you meant a coffee pot...
OK Royce, got it---you have a nice day too!
The title through me off, too. Clever and well done, Royce!
We have two terms for this in my own social circle: "wake and bake" and "hippie speedball". Just an FYI.
Freewheelin' Frank sez: "Smokin' grass an' drinkin' beer together is like pissin' in the wind!". So stick with yer hippie speedballs & wake and bake, and keep on truckin' !
coffee in morning....tummy gives warning...pot at night...sleep alright
As Eddie Murphy might sing about me if he knew I existed -- "This girl wants her coffee all the time, coffee all the time, coffee all the time" So, if I ever get curious and start to think about trying the stuff, I'm sure remembering this parody will nip that curiosity in the bud (so to speak.) Great job, Royce!
Interesting! :-D
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