When munchies reign, and you're hungry again
There's a lot to ingest, let me explain

Just what makes that funny old head
Think he'll eat a whole loaf of bread
"I'm going to" that head, said
"Eat a whole loaf of bread"

Cause he's got good dope, he's got good dope
He's got high as a fly in the sky, dope

So anytime you're feelin' straight
Hyperventilate
Just remember that head
Munch, there goes another whole loaf of bread

When munchies call, and your stomach's a ball
There's a lot to inhale, just eat it all

Once there was a flaky old dude
Felt like eatin' everyone's food
No one could stop that rude dude
Eatin' all of that food

Cause he had good dope, he had good dope
He had how-now, ker-pow, Maui-wow dope

So anytime you're comin' down
Pass the bong around
Just remember that dude
Munch, there's goes another month's worth of food

Those munchies can be satisfied
While your brain is fried
Smoke another big doob
Oops, I ate a tube of vaginal
(Oops, he ate a tube of vaginal)
Oops, I ate a tube of vaginal lube