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Song Parodies -> "Hello Bum Covers"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Young Lovers"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Bum Covers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello bum covers,
How tiny you are,
Bikini bottoms, pettite
So like sweet peaches squeezed
Tight in a jar,
Or hot dogs with generous meat

Hello bum covers,
Down here on the beach,
Cool are my ebony shades
Disguising gazes
That my eyeballs reach,
Following feminine wades..

There's so little time
For a relic, like I'm
To soak up all this public porn
As great hour glass
Opportunities pass,
I just wish I could be reborn..

Beautiful bodies
Sweet parts popping out,
Nice tissue, some chubby, some lean
Later, back home,
I'll have eyestrain, no doubt,
And need a case of visine.

I'll need a case of Visine
To see....
I'll need a case of..Visine

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Saw the title and thought this was going to be about tribute bands.
NorCalPeach - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
This seems to fit with all my canning adventures, lately, Sir !
AFW - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...and welcome back, LC...long time no C

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