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Song Parodies -> "Half The Way"

Original Song Title:

"All The Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Half The Way"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When your girlfriend loves you
It's no good if she just loves you,
Half the way..
Tallywhacker snakes you
When she quits and only takes you,
Half the way..

Solid as a solid rock is
That's how you're gonna' feel
Wasted, your Viagra sock is
After hour-four, see Doc Neal..

When your baby lets you
You'll have pain if she just gets you
Half the way
Those gonads will ache you
Turn an ocean's color, quake you,
Bring dismay..

Ladies...oftentimes mislead us
Giggle and tease, and play..
So, be sure if they love you
Down below, and up above you
(It's) all the way...
(Not) half the way..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - As Sinatra also sang..."All Or Nothing At All". Nothing half-way about this fine parody.
John Barry - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm going all the way: 5s.
AFW - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys
WarrenB - March 16, 2011 - Report this comment
The classic squeeze and tease. Here's hoping you can walk out of the room ... casually without arousing ...
WarrenB - March 16, 2011 - Report this comment
... suspicion.

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