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Song Parodies -> "Fugue For Sinhorns"

Original Song Title:

"Fugue For Tinhorns"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Fugue For Sinhorns"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

From the movie, "Guys And Dolls"
I say, I'm hoarse right here
Into my doctor's ear
He shoots back with a question, "Son,
Are you queer?"
Say no, heck no,
I'm straight as a stick, my ho
Sure could verify it's no..and show..you so

Not gay...I say..
No guy made me hoarse today
Don't do homosexual play..no way..Jose

Then he peers down my throat
And hands me a small note
He says, "take this prescription..
It's one I wrote."

Mouthwash...to slosh..
Made in Wis-con-sin, Oshkosh
Printed from a MacIntosh..by gosh! by gosh!

So on my way home, just..
Stop by the pharmacist
Tells me take a number.. I'm tenth on the list
I sit...I sat...this guy is a real slow cat
I think his name is Matt...the rat...I spat!

(Ain't no queer, I'm only hoarse right here..)

Some greeting cards look fine,
I need a valentine
It's February fourteenth, and wife's divine
Good chance, good chance,
To make our romance advance,

(Valentine! I find a good one here)

But what about my ho? Should buy her one, I know
I'll just give her a sucker, a symbolic show..
She'll laugh..and laugh..
The next time she does my staff
She'll do the math..

My pharmacist calls ten,
And so I'm off again
Travel home and hide the cards inside my den
Such class, real class
Test of debonair, I'll pass
With wife and lass..

But at the truth, I'm short,
I call my gay friend, Mort
Set up a rendezvous
For a little sport
Gargle quart..
No longer hoarse right here..

Don't have no hoarse right here

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Old Man Ribber - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Literally Guy and Dolls! And you are none the Loesser for this fine parody. ;D
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
This is, of course, quite clear
Don't need no Morse code here
As for Airfarcewon, ev'vry body: guy, hold dear
Five, you! Five, you!
Why, I say, perforce, Five you!

(always thought it was only female "juice" that could cure sore throats... well, it's never failed me! ;)
Fiddlegirl - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW is the master of the unexpected twist... 555, and LOL @ OMR's pun... (rolling eyes @ TT's... haha!) ;)
AFW - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...good pun...thanks, TT..good stanza, and funny comment...also, thanks Fg,
Christie Marie M - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo all comments above. Dug the OS lots! Also enjoyed Guys and Dolls, though it's been ages since I saw that show. 555.
AFW - October 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Christie

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