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Song Parodies -> "Tom And Jerry [The cartoon, not the egg nog]"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Tom And Jerry [The cartoon, not the egg nog]"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

An instance where I came up the parody title BEFORE actually hearing the original song. I can't believe I'm the first one to do this idea!

Pacing note: "Crazier" is pronounced as a two-syllable word.
Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
When they rumble, thing can get real hairy
They get 'long like brothers...
I mean, they can't stand one another

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
Fight a lot for sure and never fairly
Always rough, not gentle
They're crazier than Dr. Demento!

Try, try, try to separate them:
You'll get a bruisin'
Try, try, try and you will only come
Back with contusions

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
Hate each other like vegans hate dairy
They're such funny buggers
Their 'toons are fun
They're great, each one
From "Texas Tom" to "Mouse From H.U.N.G.E.R."

Don't dare try to separate them
Don't be a fool, chum
If you try, they both will kick your bum
Clear to the moon, son

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
At each other's throats like Bush and Kerry
Admit this, I must, though
They're just no fun
The laughs are none
They're just not fun
Without a scuffle!
Parody lyrics © Jonathan Smith, 2010

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Old Man Ribber - April 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Hanna and Barbera cut their creative teeth doing Tom and Jerry for MGM Studios. They also animated the cartoon/live action sequence in Anchors Aweigh where Jerry dances with Gene Kelly. Good job! ;D
Phil N - April 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent, it's a modern classic. Good references too!
Jonathan S. - April 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR and Phil N!

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