Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
When they rumble, thing can get real hairy
They get 'long like brothers...
I mean, they can't stand one another

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
Fight a lot for sure and never fairly
Always rough, not gentle
They're crazier than Dr. Demento!

Try, try, try to separate them:
You'll get a bruisin'
Try, try, try and you will only come
Back with contusions

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
Hate each other like vegans hate dairy
They're such funny buggers
Their 'toons are fun
They're great, each one
From "Texas Tom" to "Mouse From H.U.N.G.E.R."

Don't dare try to separate them
Don't be a fool, chum
If you try, they both will kick your bum
Clear to the moon, son

Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
At each other's throats like Bush and Kerry
Admit this, I must, though
They're just no fun
The laughs are none
They're just not fun
Without a scuffle!