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Song Parodies -> "My Chubby Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"My Funny Valentine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"My Chubby Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is NOT - repeat NOT - about my dear wife Old Woman Ribber. When she gets angry at me for for using her as stand-up material, I can at least say "It could be worse. You could be married to Henny Youngman!". ;D


My chubby Valentine,
Plump chubby gal o' mine,
I love you more than the "thins".
You make my feelings sail,
You broke the bathroom scale,
Oh how I love your many chins!

You're an angel from above!
There's so much of you to love!
Your clothes fit just like a glove -
Boxing glove!

When you sit on my lap,
I feel my femurs snap!
Don't read this or you'll slap me!
It's just a lame parody.


;D
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Mark Scotti - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Far from 'lame'. Try funny parody!!
Fiddlegirl - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Sweeter than a 50-lb box of chocolates! ;)
Andy Primus - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
ditto MS
AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I like fat parodies...and this is a good one
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
She's once twice three times a lady

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