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Song Parodies -> "Get Me To The Stool In Time"

Original Song Title:

"Get Me To The Church On Time"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Get Me To The Stool In Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't wanna' park in bedpan alley
Off, of this pad, I'm gonna' climb
May need assistance,
Pray for short distance,
But get me to the stool in time

Must cast my bread upon the waters,
Ram thru the crowd if there's a line
Rush, nurses-aidies
Floor could be hades,
Just get me to that stool in time

Volcano's churnin'
Way down within..
The lava's turnin'
In a dreadful spin !

Felt shocks when I awoke this mornin'
Subtle as D-day on the Rhine
Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,
Knew I'd need that stool in time.

Rumbles provide a final warnin'
Old Metamucil's workin' fine
Place could get peppered,
And look like a leopard,
So get me to the stool,
Get me to the stool,
For your sake,
Get me to the stool in time..

Get me to that stool in time..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Guy - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - If you were an astronaut Uranaus would have done the deed on Poopiter. Fave lines:

Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,

And what's with the site today? No new entries posted. I had to find everyone's entries for today by using the author page and clicking on last submitted, then check the latest submission date to find the new stuff.
Guy - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
The New Entries feature on the site did not update today but there are new parodies posted. Here is how you find them:

Click on Authors
Click Last Submitted
Click the down arrow on Last Submitted (all the authors who have posted today will list at the top)
Choose an author with today's date 2009-10-12 and click the author's name.
Scroll to the last entry submitted
Then click on the parody title of the parody with today's date. This will then get you to the author's entry for today.

Or just check the latest comments since I will post this comment on everyone's parody that has been submitted today.
Christie Marie M - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Creative on toilet humor. Hmmmm, come to think that I was going to be study nurse's aide/nurse technician. I realized that I couldn't bring myself upon cleaning bedpans as a career. Especially since I have a very weak stomach, but unless the position's on demand and don't have much of a choice. Not too "pooped" to read this parody!
Timmy1000 - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
As usual, very funny and the title is a scream.
< ! ! ! > - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . you haven't changed a bit, sir !
Old Man Ribber - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Your stool sample has come back positive! ;D
alvin - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
this bowled me over
blackjack21 - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
A stool pigeon told me this was good...and he was right.
Fraud WASTE & abuse Czar - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Good thing for you Mr. AIRFARCEWON that you were in a duty free zone or there would be agents arriving at your stoop or stool as I type this. Now as for that Richter business I will need to consult with the Shake and Bake Czar - He's in charge of natural disasters, napalm and nerve gas.
AFW - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone for v & c

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