Song Parodies -> Get Me To The Stool In Time
| Original Song Title: | "Get Me To The Church On Time" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get Me To The Stool In Time" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Don't wanna' park in bedpan alley
Off, of this pad, I'm gonna' climb
May need assistance,
Pray for short distance,
But get me to the stool in time
Must cast my bread upon the waters,
Ram thru the crowd if there's a line
Rush, nurses-aidies
Floor could be hades,
Just get me to that stool in time
Volcano's churnin'
Way down within..
The lava's turnin'
In a dreadful spin !
Felt shocks when I awoke this mornin'
Subtle as D-day on the Rhine
Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,
Knew I'd need that stool in time.
Rumbles provide a final warnin'
Old Metamucil's workin' fine
Place could get peppered,
And look like a leopard,
So get me to the stool,
Get me to the stool,
For your sake,
Get me to the stool in time..
Get me to that stool in time..
(Whoops!)
Off, of this pad, I'm gonna' climb
May need assistance,
Pray for short distance,
But get me to the stool in time
Must cast my bread upon the waters,
Ram thru the crowd if there's a line
Rush, nurses-aidies
Floor could be hades,
Just get me to that stool in time
Volcano's churnin'
Way down within..
The lava's turnin'
In a dreadful spin !
Felt shocks when I awoke this mornin'
Subtle as D-day on the Rhine
Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,
Knew I'd need that stool in time.
Rumbles provide a final warnin'
Old Metamucil's workin' fine
Place could get peppered,
And look like a leopard,
So get me to the stool,
Get me to the stool,
For your sake,
Get me to the stool in time..
Get me to that stool in time..
(Whoops!)
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Farce - If you were an astronaut Uranaus would have done the deed on Poopiter. Fave lines:
Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,
And what's with the site today? No new entries posted. I had to find everyone's entries for today by using the author page and clicking on last submitted, then check the latest submission date to find the new stuff.
Looked kinda' pail-ish
Read Richter scale-ish,
And what's with the site today? No new entries posted. I had to find everyone's entries for today by using the author page and clicking on last submitted, then check the latest submission date to find the new stuff.
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Creative on toilet humor. Hmmmm, come to think that I was going to be study nurse's aide/nurse technician. I realized that I couldn't bring myself upon cleaning bedpans as a career. Especially since I have a very weak stomach, but unless the position's on demand and don't have much of a choice. Not too "pooped" to read this parody!
As usual, very funny and the title is a scream.
. . . you haven't changed a bit, sir !
Your stool sample has come back positive! ;D
this bowled me over
A stool pigeon told me this was good...and he was right.
Good thing for you Mr. AIRFARCEWON that you were in a duty free zone or there would be agents arriving at your stoop or stool as I type this. Now as for that Richter business I will need to consult with the Shake and Bake Czar - He's in charge of natural disasters, napalm and nerve gas.
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