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Song Parodies -> "How Much Should I Pay"

Original Song Title:

"I Did It My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"How Much Should I Pay"

Parody Written by:

Ms Fakeford

The Lyrics

She conceived a child, and now it's here
So I face the burden,
Im not with the mother, but laws of the state,
Say I must pay child support,
of this I'm certain,

But the question is what amount? Last week
I dropped off pampers in her driveway,
But she wanted much more,than this
So how much should I pay?

Debts, I've made a few,
But they were never called, "arrears"
I've got a new wife who wants new shoes,
Either way I'll lose
So how much should I pay?

Some say I should, have planned my parenthood,
When it was born, how I adored it,
But then it grew, I'd changed my mind,
I started a new family , though I couldn't afford it

Now the kid, didn't choose to be here,
But what can I do, after 2 years,
It's illegal to abort it,

So I'll do my very best... to split my pay 3 ways,
If ain't enough, well ain't life tough
But That's all I'll pay

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