Who makes the Bengals lose?
Who gives us all the blues?
On draft day, who can't choose?
It's Mike Brown
Whose team's a bunch of sitting ducks?
Whose management just flat out sucks?
But who makes many million bucks, who?

Hey there, Milke Brown
You should leave town
You're not your dad - you're just an old clown
Your team's a bunch of criminals
Your management is less than minimal
I'll send this thought subliminal, Brown

We built you that new place
But we're still in last place
Mike Brown, you're a disgrace - Step down!


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Hey there, Mike Brown
Just go and leave town
You're not Paul Brown - You're just an old clown
You blamed it all on Dick LeBeau
You think us fans don't really know
You're why the Bengals really blow, Brown

This team has made you rich
But we're still in the ditch
Hey Brown you filthy b*tch, step down!