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Song Parodies -> "My Half a Gallon Wine"

Original Song Title:

"My Funny Valentine"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"My Half a Gallon Wine"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I hang around this old Ozark home
And never work a lick
Just like my dog, who don't ever roam,
'Cept to go fetch a stick..
Don't need bitchy gals
Who act real sweet,
Then cuss and slam the door..
We get along,
My gun brings us meat
My whiskers sweep the floor..

My Half a Gallon Wine,
Sweet homemade berry wine
You make me smile with no teeth
Your kick's like half a bull
It keeps me stiff and full
Delivers buzz beyond belief..

As I slurp you like a geek
Finger hooked Le' Jug, oblique
At your skinny neck I peek,
And I say...

"You're "Hangover Hair" for me
Like oxygen air for me,
I need a chair for me..
This Half a Gallon Wine's day"

"Each day's Half-Gallon Wine's day..."

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Timmy1000 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great visual descriptions in this one.
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Way more than a liter bit funny! Berry entertaining : )
Fiddlegirl - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
"Pappy Hokum".... ;)
LilDaisyMae - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
As long as der wine is ~PinoNoir~ Sir ~ L'Air de Wine ~ it provides mucho antiOxidants . . . Oh, Ms ~MoonBeam McSwine~ snorts otherwise . . . .
John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Frank's daily consumption.
Andy Primus - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
What Timmy said - especially liked the whiskers & smile with no teeth lines
Below Average Dave - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the title switch here, very fun idea, and well executed.
AFW - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ "no teeth"

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