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Song Parodies -> "My Half a Gallon Wine"
Original Song Title:
"My Funny Valentine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"My Half a Gallon Wine"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I hang around this old Ozark home
And never work a lick
Just like my dog, who don't ever roam,
'Cept to go fetch a stick..
Don't need bitchy gals
Who act real sweet,
Then cuss and slam the door..
We get along,
My gun brings us meat
My whiskers sweep the floor..
My Half a Gallon Wine,
Sweet homemade berry wine
You make me smile with no teeth
Your kick's like half a bull
It keeps me stiff and full
Delivers buzz beyond belief..
As I slurp you like a geek
Finger hooked Le' Jug, oblique
At your skinny neck I peek,
And I say...
"You're "Hangover Hair" for me
Like oxygen air for me,
I need a chair for me..
This Half a Gallon Wine's day"
"Each day's Half-Gallon Wine's day..."
And never work a lick
Just like my dog, who don't ever roam,
'Cept to go fetch a stick..
Don't need bitchy gals
Who act real sweet,
Then cuss and slam the door..
We get along,
My gun brings us meat
My whiskers sweep the floor..
My Half a Gallon Wine,
Sweet homemade berry wine
You make me smile with no teeth
Your kick's like half a bull
It keeps me stiff and full
Delivers buzz beyond belief..
As I slurp you like a geek
Finger hooked Le' Jug, oblique
At your skinny neck I peek,
And I say...
"You're "Hangover Hair" for me
Like oxygen air for me,
I need a chair for me..
This Half a Gallon Wine's day"
"Each day's Half-Gallon Wine's day..."
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Great visual descriptions in this one.
Way more than a liter bit funny! Berry entertaining : )
"Pappy Hokum".... ;)
As long as der wine is ~PinoNoir~ Sir ~ L'Air de Wine ~ it provides mucho antiOxidants . . . Oh, Ms ~MoonBeam McSwine~ snorts otherwise . . . .
Frank's daily consumption.
What Timmy said - especially liked the whiskers & smile with no teeth lines
Love the title switch here, very fun idea, and well executed.
Thanks, everyone
lmao @ "no teeth"
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