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Song Parodies -> "One Cheek Sneak"

Original Song Title:

"Cheek To Cheek"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"One Cheek Sneak"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Here's a more intimate twist on this jazz standard
Tension so much tension
In my intestines that I can hardly speak
Yes I know the smell from them it tends to reek
But it won’t stop me from trying one cheek sneak

Tension so much tension
And my bowel muscles suddenly feel so weak
Yes they make me feel like I am up the creek
But it won’t stop me from trying one cheek sneak

I love to sit in a classroom
And hear the teacher speak
But it doesn’t tempt me half as much
As having a cheek sneak

Oh I love to eat onion soup
That is derived from a leek
But it doesn’t tempt me half as much
As having a cheek sneak

(Come on and) eat kimchi
Bacteria from kimchi
Those microbes inside you
Will carry it through...
(and cause) some tension, So much tension
In my intestines that I can hardly speak
Yes I know the smell from them it tends to reek
But it won’t stop me from trying, won’t stop me from trying
Won’t stop me from trying one cheek sneak
trhmstie1@yahoo.com

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john - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great rhyming job.
alvin - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
great concept...lol
Ann Hammond - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
MrMacphisto - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
It makes perfect scents... 5-5-5

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