Well, I don't have good luck with women
'Bout as much as cats do swimmin'
My pick up lines always blow,
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...

I hate to play love's game slowly
Don't like paintin' pictures, holy
Just walk up and say, "Let's go!"
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...

Like that forty year old virg-in
Often friends offer girl gettin' tips
All they see is me emergin'
Charadin' "No luck.." on my lips..

I'm ready to give up tryin'
And go do some ho buyin'
My charm is all ebb, no flow
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...


I guess I'm too shy and bashful,
But my fire pot's hot and ashful
This unlucky buck needs doe
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No...

With females I've got no angle
My tongue ties in a tangle,
Lost at sea with no boat to row
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No...

In a passionless paradox
To the babes I'm a big joke, "Ha ha"
Feel like Samson without long locks
But, I need my Delilah-la

Tried internet's dating service
But in chat rooms gals seem nervous
My last name is Manson, so
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No..

It's a No, It's a No, It's a No..