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Song Parodies -> "It's A No"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"It's A No"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, I don't have good luck with women
'Bout as much as cats do swimmin'
My pick up lines always blow,
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...

I hate to play love's game slowly
Don't like paintin' pictures, holy
Just walk up and say, "Let's go!"
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...

Like that forty year old virg-in
Often friends offer girl gettin' tips
All they see is me emergin'
Charadin' "No luck.." on my lips..

I'm ready to give up tryin'
And go do some ho buyin'
My charm is all ebb, no flow
It's A No, It's A No, It's A No...


I guess I'm too shy and bashful,
But my fire pot's hot and ashful
This unlucky buck needs doe
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No...

With females I've got no angle
My tongue ties in a tangle,
Lost at sea with no boat to row
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No...

In a passionless paradox
To the babes I'm a big joke, "Ha ha"
Feel like Samson without long locks
But, I need my Delilah-la

Tried internet's dating service
But in chat rooms gals seem nervous
My last name is Manson, so
It's a No, It's a No, It's a No..

It's a No, It's a No, It's a No..


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Pacing: 5.0
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alvin - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
its a five..its a five...its a five...especially liked the cats swimmin' line
Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
What I know, what I know, what I know is this is a very funny song!
doeLilah - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, you've parodied one of my all-time fav FS Xmas songs! DeanMartin did a fine rendition of it, too. This brings back memories of my GrandPaw in Old Mil-WOW-kee in the Snow ! (( o ))
Stan Hall - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
No one to a spoof outlandish
like this one in fairnes can dish
a vote of one, two three, or fo' ...
Give it mo', give it mo', give it mo'
:-)
Ann Hammond - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he he he he he he
AFW - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Lorelei, LCC, Stan, and Ann
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, AFW. Whether real or imagined in your writing, i feel your pain...
AFW - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin

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