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Song Parodies -> "Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating Crap Game"

Original Song Title:

"Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating Crap Game"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

From the movie, "Guys And Dolls"
To medical science, I'm rare
Get letters and email thru air
Everyday they keep dialin' my phone
They say I am the first case that's known
It concerns my behind, it's far out, real far
And the one thing they keep playing up big
Is that I can be a star..
If I agree to be their guinea pig..

I've been thinking it over a lot
Offered lotta big bucks I ain't got
Just to live in a cage and be naked !
Naked ! Naked !..There in Detroit !
Where the doctors will watch me and poke me a lot
They promise it won't be cold, and never too hot
But each day I must stay nude and naked !
Naked ! Naked ! There in Detroit !
They'll make notes as I use the throne
For The Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known..

Well, I finally say yes, travel fare, they pay there
I arrive in Michigan, by air..
Couldn't ask for any deal bigger,
It's a seven circle figure share
Squeeze it tight in my greedy little hand,
Thrilled to be a millionaire..
All this just to sit around naked !
Naked ! Naked !..Here in Detroit !
But the first day of sitting and flexing my flank,
All the feces looks normal, it's brown, and it sank
They say here are your clothes, don't stay naked !
Take back cash, send me home alone..
No more Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known.
In their cage, I lost the game
Have to poop alone..
Need to be at home,
For the Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known










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Stan Hall - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, purple is, after all, the color of royalty, and so appropriate for one who percehs all day upon a throne. :-)
Andria - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Yet another excellent example of restroom humor from Airfarcewon! However, although I like Sinatra, I have never heard the OS nor heard anyone ever talk about it, so no vote. AFW, you're restroom humor is great, and you are much better than our late and presumably not lamented banned parodist Poomaster.
Stan Hall - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Nicely Nicely done.
alvin - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
from the movie, "guys in stalls"....dug it
Andria (once again) - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
One last comment: I went back to this parody to check for new comments, and I noticed that the OS was from the movie "Guys and Dolls". No wonder I wouldn't know about it. Not only was I born in 1980, but I prefer slasher movies and the works of Stephen King, Quentin Tarantino and anything else with blood, gore, murder, guts and/or cannibalism. Alvin's comment was funny, by the way.
Andy Primus - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Strange & weird but far from crap
LiLChapChecker - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Perhaps a pair of chaps, Sir ? ?
AFW - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments
Harry - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW! Another porcelain masterpiece...The king now can hit the throne. Almost as good as "she poops in mysterious shapes"

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