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Song Parodies -> "You Dork, You Dork"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"You Dork, You Dork"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Please note that any resemblance to any person you may know (living or otherwise) is purely coincidental...

...this is intended as a general-purpose polemic, so load, aim and sing at whoever you think is least litigious
Stop shagging gnus
Just get out my way
And don't talk back - you started it, you dork, you dork
Those years on the booze
Have frazzled your brain
So do not try the martyr bit
You dork, you dork
You're wearing make-up and smelling shitty - was that the sheep?
And you're not choosy at all with whom you sleep

'Cause you are no use
You're going to pay
Some syphilitic tart a bit
You're old, you dork
And you don't even care
You'll make it anywhere
I say flip you, you dork, you dork

And when you wake up it's a pity you stupid creep
To find you're popping a pill, crawl back in your heap

You're just an excuse
So waffle away
And you have made an art of it
It's true, you dork
So leave, go (boom! tish!) anywhere
You dumb git (boom! tish!) I don't care
I say flip you, you dork, you dork

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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 5   10

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Royce Miller - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
stop shagging gnus--good advice, Phil
Johnny D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, this parody has some masterful syllable selection......"Some syphilitic tart a bit".......just an example of the clever pacing to be found here, and internal rhyme for the original's "......heart of it", "......start of it", "......part of it". 5's
Jonathan C. - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to dock you a bit for leaving out the big finish. But the rest of it was great.
Melhi - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh, nice job, Phil! Love the opening line!
Guy - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is way better than the original. Loved your opener too.
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny as hell. 555
editor's note - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Seldom reading the lessor authors, your misunderstanding of Mr Kite escaped our notice until it was brought to our attention by a colleague who shall remain nameless and blameless. You see, our dimwitted friend, we are looking for the idiot who constantly gives 1's to the fine people of this site, not for the #1 ego. We already knew the owner of that dubious title, reconfirmed here. Stick to downloading your porno, something you are obviously well versed in.Any more 1's to undeserving songs will be reimbursed ten fold, now that we know who you are. Thanks for popping up with your acknowledgement.
Phil Alexander - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I commented on this earlier, but anyway... Mr Note: would you mind letting me know at whom this is aimed? To which acknowledgement were you referring? In short, WTF are you on about?
Claude Prez - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Royce's humorous comment; great way to start the parody (almost as good as her "start spreading manure"). Well done Phil.
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I loved the opening too, and I've already taken aim for this song at someone...hehe! 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I only know the bit 'New York New York' so people nearby on other library computers owuld cast a sidewards glance every once in a while when I'd utter 'You dork you dorrrk!' I'm sure it's masterfully worded as Johnny has so alerted me.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) My feelings haven't changed. This deserves a hell of a lot more votes. You and Frank seem to go well together--how about something for "She's a Tramp" or "Witchcraft" next?
Phil Alexander - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee... don't know "She's a Tramp" or "Witchcraft", unfortunately - this one's quite fun, though:
Luke - learn the rest, then you can sing it loud and get more than just sideways glances ;-)
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is cool, where are the votes?
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I just saw Rick's comment. So I voted. Phil, if I used things like "LOL", that's the comment I'd leave.
Phil Alexander - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Very post-modern, Robert... Rick - I think there must have been a partisan election official counting the votes ;-)
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written, nice job!
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) you had me at "stop shagging gnus" Phil - hilarious - 555
2nz - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol-ed more than once. Excellent take on the city that always beeps (and b!&&ps). Sorry, living so close to NYC, I'll take any excuse to throw in some jabs about it. Back to your parody, and what a great one it was. Fave sub: "And when you wake up it's a pity you stupid creep"
Becky - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I am laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes! Man, it's like someone is chopping onions.....

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