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Song Parodies -> "Milk For My Baby"

Original Song Title:

"One For My Baby"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Milk For My Baby"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's quarter to three,
Nobody's in the bar
Except him and me,
I say, "Put em' up, Joe
I'm havin' money problems,
And I need your dough.."

"I'm sorry, my friend
But they've end-ed my job at the mill
And I need milk for the baby
Give me what's in your till.."

"This ain't my routine
Never even stole a nickel, till now, I mean..
I just hate to rob,
But guys can get desp'rate
When they lose their job."

"This pistol I hold,
Steely cold
Feels so wrong in my hand..
But I need milk for my baby
So please heed my demand.."

"You'd never guess it
But later on, I will confess it
When I telephone the cops to take me in
I'm not a bad guy, just a down and out sad guy
Who got forced into sin.."

"So, that's how it goes
Hand me the green,
And you can lock up and close..
I'll walk out that door,
Disappear, and won't bother
You, anymore."

The bartender says, "No,
You can't rob this dough !"
To the register's tone..
"Here, take this cash for your baby,
We'll just call this a loan.."

"Just take the cash for your baby,
And we'll call this a loan.."

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   13

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alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
you certainly put a different spin on this the happy ending
2Eagle - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny way to say "Trick or treat".
Johnny D - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Tough & touching.
Andria - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, this seems funny, but I don't quite get it and I like Sinatra (I almost bought a 1981 Frank Sinatra Edition Chrysler Imperial with 11,000 original miles to replace my Yugo, my Mazda Rotary pickup and my 1972 Chevy Cheyenne hot-rod truck [all sold, and in the case of the Yugo, scrapped] and my nearly-dead Chevy Impala station wagon in one swell foop, er, make that one fell swoop before I decided on the '78 Dodge Magnum), so here are 5's straight across.
Rocky Mak - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I've heard the Robbie Williams remake, but it works so well. 5's right across.
AFW - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Jason - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I really liked this. 555
theCoo - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
L'Air de Farce, when it comes to SinAtra you are the Best, Sir ! I had the privliege of seeing Mr S sing this at the demolished CircleStar theater in Redwood City, CA. The darked room, him lighting his cigarette . . . he was awesome! Thank you. You are very good, Sir L'AIR.
AVAcakes - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . just one for my AVA, and one more for the road . . . that lonnnnng & lonely road . . .

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