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Song Parodies -> "Too Marble Assed For Words"

Original Song Title:

"Too Marvelous For Words"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Too Marble Assed For Words"

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The Lyrics

You're just too marble assed,
Too marble assed for words
Like "Baby hind", or "Mini Butt"
And that old standby, "Skinny Butt"
You're just so bootyless,
I'll never find the term
A slang to call, that says it all
I mean you're just so cheeky small..

You sort'a look...
Like you got Beriberi
Not rear enough
To fit a small canary
And so I'm borrowing an insult from "Absurds"
To tell you that you're marble assed,
As marble assed as birds..

Tell you that your marble assed,
Too marble assed for words..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Invisible Boy - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Another fine addition to the AFW American Songbook. Loved Beriberi/canary
alvin - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment had me at the title
2Eagle - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Good play on words.
CheekyChick - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate L'Air de Farce, I reluctantly surrender ~555~ for your worrysome, troublin' , Cheek-Checkin' ways . . .
MsMarbledL'ASS - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, you seem to be spending a lot of time . . . checking out this Marble L' ass . . .
AFW - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone

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