Song Parodies -> Too Marble Assed For Words
| Original Song Title: | "Too Marvelous For Words" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Too Marble Assed For Words" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
You're just too marble assed,
Too marble assed for words
Like "Baby hind", or "Mini Butt"
And that old standby, "Skinny Butt"
You're just so bootyless,
I'll never find the term
A slang to call, that says it all
I mean you're just so cheeky small..
You sort'a look...
Like you got Beriberi
Not rear enough
To fit a small canary
And so I'm borrowing an insult from "Absurds"
To tell you that you're marble assed,
As marble assed as birds..
Tell you that your marble assed,
Too marble assed for words..
Too marble assed for words
Like "Baby hind", or "Mini Butt"
And that old standby, "Skinny Butt"
You're just so bootyless,
I'll never find the term
A slang to call, that says it all
I mean you're just so cheeky small..
You sort'a look...
Like you got Beriberi
Not rear enough
To fit a small canary
And so I'm borrowing an insult from "Absurds"
To tell you that you're marble assed,
As marble assed as birds..
Tell you that your marble assed,
Too marble assed for words..
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Another fine addition to the AFW American Songbook. Loved Beriberi/canary
lol..you had me at the title
Good play on words.
Pirate L'Air de Farce, I reluctantly surrender ~555~ for your worrysome, troublin' , Cheek-Checkin' ways . . .
Sir, you seem to be spending a lot of time . . . checking out this Marble L' ass . . .
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