I really liked this! I wish I thought of this! 555

my fave of the day...love it

Thanks, Jason, and alvin......oh, oh...from the current score, it appears that Ol' Blue Peepers came back and "One'd" me..sorry, Frank

~L'air de Farce Airlines~ . . . Sir, it is indeed the only way to fly!

Great! Instead of the no frills airline, we're talking the no hang-time airline. :-)

Outstanding work. A plane full of 5's is coming your way. Also interesting note about the OS, it was the very song playing in the hospital where Rodney Dangerfield passed away on October 5th 2004. That was a very sad day. Rodney was one of my heroes. R.I.P Rodney.

Thanks, LFG, Tim, and Dr. M.

Farce - What a hoot. I like this. Reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago,

It takes place on an Al-Italia airliner. The airliner has four engines. Something happens to number two engine. The Captain comes on the PA system and says. "Ladies and a getlemen. We have a small a problem with a the number two engine. Buta this jet canna fly justa fine on a three engines. It willa delay our arrival about a one hour.

About a half hour later engine number three goes out. Again the captain comes on and informs the passenhgers much the same way he did when the first engine went out. Except he says that it will now cause a four hour delay in arriving.

Yeah you guessed it. Engine number one goes out. The pilot informs the passengers again very calmly reassuring them that all is well and the plane can fly just fine on one engine. But it will cause an eight hour delay in arriving to their destination.

Fast-forward to the coach class and two Italian passengers sitting next to each other. After hearing about the eight hour delay one say to the other. Boy - um a hope a that last a engine don't go out 'cause we gonna be up a here all day.

Thanks, Guy...yeah, that's a classic...I have heard it, but like all good jokes, always deserves a replay..