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Song Parodies -> "Moonshine And Vermouth"

Original Song Title:

"Moonlight In Vermont"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Moonshine And Vermouth"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

West Virginia hills,
Backwoods bar named, "Tip A Jug"
Moonshine and Vermouth

Toothless fat barmaid
Squirrel guns and some raccoon hides
Moonshine and Vermouth..

Rustic old table,
Barmaid's gums grinnin' my way
Makes me feel like I'm hillbilly ho'd
In the next seat, I see Ned Beatty's sitting
He doesn't look good, kinda' freaky...

Hope it's all a dream
Rather drink some Cutty Sark,
(Than) Moonshine and Vermouth..

I'd rather have some Cutty Sark,
(Than) Moonshine and Vermouth..

Mmm mmm, Moonshine and Vermouth..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
A Moontini, yum.
alvin - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment really put the 'hick' in 'hiccup'
2Eagle - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Not as romantic as the OS but funny.
AFW - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...good to see ya' back...and thanks, alvin...and 2Eagle
UnKnownVo - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Be careful Sir, . . . West Virginia is defintely NOT Vermont !! . . . something about "Deliverance". . . . but the Raccoon hides on the bar walls were cute!
Guy - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I think a better mix would be "Moon & Beam in a jar". Now that would bring the idea of "Expresso" to a whole new definition. Nice piece here Farce. And what M'Lady states about the racoons - nice touch.

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